You don't understand

i love the there are no cats in america, i really enhoyed that movie

 

row row fight the powa

inside jokes of mine:
man: are you okay?
woman: no! my water just broke!

Luna: you're such a *****
me: and you're a slut
Luna: at least I'm not crass
me: well i don't project myself as one! GAWD!
Luna *bows head in shame*

me and luna: oh liz, the love of my life~

Luna: that's why we're divorced!
me: i've never been happier than the day i divorced you!


inside random comments:
if y'know what i mean
humping starfish
like a mini earthquake
milk
laaadiiiezzzzz
in bed
Epic
with mouth
under the covers


there are more but it's 6 am and i'll be damned if i have to think before school.

 

I could do that, too busy to go on chat though

 

awww =(
*unloved*

 

Omygawd