What's the worst movie ever?

Cradle of fear
The bank job

 

I just saw 10,000 B.C. The trailers made it look awsome but it wasn't really that great. The supposed to be cool parts like battles (Which there was only one of) was way zoomed out and really short. And the part when they were in the tall grass was very confusing and hard to watch. The one cool part was when the guy threw the spear at the running dude and it impaled him.

 

Oh gosh. It has got to be "Way of the vampire" - the saddest piece of blasphemy ever made. That half-assed low-budged crap really gives a bad name for Stoker and the authors after him. It was so bad that I couldn't bring myself to watch it through. The protagonist couldn't even pronounce "nosferatu" correctly.

Compared to that for example AvP was extremely enjoyable.

 

Water World was an awesome movie.
The worst movie ever would with out a doubt is The Naked Brothers band movie.
My sisters cant seem to get enough.

 

definetly shutter, not the original thai version but the lame american remake
the movie made absolutly no sense

 

cloverfield,
WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!
u watch everything through a camera in the movie,first its starts as calm in the city of new york,then the stars of the movie had a going away party for one of there buddies who is leaving for japan,
then suddenly,an earthquake together with a short blackout,
then when the powers back on,they look at the news,saying that an oil tanker hit the island of THE STATUE OF LIBERTY,
then they all went up the apartment,then there was an explosion,they got out of the apartment,then saw a monster attacking the city,then suddenly,THE HEAD OF LIBERTY ALMOST HIT 1 OF THE STARS OF THE MOVIE,[it appears that the head was thrown by the monster],then the military attacked it...bla bla bla,
1 by one the stars all died,
then the movie ended,
NO STORY ABOUT THE MONSTER,NO "BECAUSE" OR REASON FOR THE MONSTER TO BE THERE<NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING!!!!!!!!!

 

marie antoninette

 

Alexander barely edges out Spider Man 3.

For a movie to truly be terrible it has to build up your expectations then completely crush them to the point that the movie leaves a bad taste in your mouth for the rest of your life, and you can never watch it again. This is how I feel about both of these movies, but Alexander gets the nod due to the somewhat cool (if incredibly cheesy) fight scene at the end of Spider Man 3.

 

dont worry karlo, cloverfield 2 is coming soon

 

If it hasn't already been said, Eragon. If it has already been said, Eragon.

 

I kind of liked Cloverfield. >_>

I'd say my least liked movie ever is...Solaris. Maybe I just didn't get it or something (long time ago when I saw it), but god it was boring.

 

ET..... nuff said

 

The best way to watch Manos is watching the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode in which they watch it.

 

Super Marion Bros is such a crap. It was like way beyond the game's story and elements.

 

really???
wow,i didnt know that.


heres one of my worst movies ever!

War Of The Worlds 2
This Time We Fight back!

i mean,it may sound nice but
it awful!!!
heed my words,awfull!!!

the star of the show is changed,
ahhh!!!!!
no more time to say the rest,sorry!!!!

 

My list:
the last legion
eragon
alexander
Beowulf
all of these movies I hated sooooooo much, especially eragon as it was such a good book.

 

the newest war of the worlds that movie pissed me off for some reason but it could have been that little *****es scream omg drove me crazy lol but was a bad movie

 

There is an indie movie called "the anarchist cookbook" (No it has NOTHING to do with the real anarchist's cookbook). It completely misrepresents both anarchism and nihilism. The characters are without merit and don't really arc over the course of the film. The plot is incredibly outlandish at points, ****, most of it would of never ever happen even if the characters were at all real. The jokes are just bad and do not conform to what the film seems to be about. Not that it ever makes a point. It's on netflix instant watch in case you feel like getting really pissed off (assuming you identify yourself as an anarchist or nihilist).

I didn't like Juno much either. That's mostly because the promotions and critic reviews considered it comedic. It wasn't funny. It may be a decent drama if you go in expecting that.

I disagree with whoever said these movies have to be mainstream. It doesn't make them any less worse. As "Little Miss Sunshine" is not any less amazing because it didn't come out of Hollywood. ****, the movies from India are probably better known world wide than the movies from Hollywood. They just don't make it stateside.

Spiderman 3 is the worst superhero movie to date. You guys like venom? You wanna see him for about 2 minutes? No? Too ****ing bad. Oh yeah, the green goblin rides a flying snow board and is played by someone who can't act as much as Willem Dafoe can.
That's a hard name to spell, good thing for imdb.com.

 

The last legion. After 15 min, it felt like I was watching a @#$%ing pirate movie.

 

Undercover Brother. Never have I wanted to turn back time and save my $7.50 more than after exiting the theater after that movie. SO TERRIBLE.

However, Spiderman 3 is tied if not in the lead just because of the spectacular buildup. Spiderman 1 was pretty good but there was a little too much character development for me. Spiderman 2 got down to business and showed some badass villains and stuff. So the stage was set for Spiderman 3 to totally dominate, with Hobgoblin, Sandman (or whatever Thomas Haden Church's name was), and VENOM. The beginning of it was pretty good, and you are thinking to yourself "Ok, this has potential..." Then Tobey Maguire becomes one with the symbiote. Cue sh1tty emo montage with "edgy" Peter Parker grinding the air in the middle of the street and my complete disallusionment and disappointment in the American movie industry and its ability to ruin a "sure-thing."
Revolver was overly complicated.