Well its over

Lmfao! That's probably the best cheese ever.

 

I had 3 AMAZING GAMES EVER. and one funny battle

my first i played terrans on the 2vs2 map where you share a base, I build Mass ravens and was spamming auto turrets and wrecked half of there base. One of them left and may partner wasnt good at all. I managed to build 3 Planetary fortresses outside my base with missile turrets and had the range and armor upgrade finished. The 1 enemy cam in with a few immortals colossus and carriers and a mother ship. I shot a few emps and SPAMMED!!!!! seeker missiles and it lagged SO HARD! i'm surprised i didnt drop, oddly enough when ever i replayed the replay the game crashed, lol.

my second BEST match ever was another 2vs2 where i was protoss and my Allie was zerg. it was a mirror match and they really had us beat. Once again my allie was not that great and got his side of the base run over. I stalled for as long as i could with a duel sidded stalker blink harrasement but they came in out base with 5 colossus and immortals and mutalisk. I was going to leave because my allie was bad and he lagged like hell. At one point in the lagg screan i'll admit i was raging cause i just wanted to leave and i was annoyed at my allies performance but i decided to stay. I had the top corner base which as you know has 2 bases on high ground and 5 or 6 gateways and stargates there just not enough probes... I managed to make enough air to save 1 nexus in my old base so off 3 nexues (hotkeys) a pushes a zealot high templar army with phoenixes and voidrays and did a base starve on the enemy. With map control i took the bottom right base that had 2 bases and mad MORE gateway/Warpgates before my last push. at this point i couldnt believe i had made a 1 vs 2 man comeback with a crappy allie. I was in all honesty even with map control and a probe, pylone, or zealot at every base on the map still scared ****less to rush in and looses my army. The only thing that gave my some balls was counting how many warpgates i had. it was like 11 or 12 at this point and i had 5 nexus with alot of energy for chrono boost ready to speed up my warpgates and stargates.

I went in and lost more of my army but managed to psi storm there forces into the ground leaving more of the protoss army there. TOO bad non of them could hit air and the voidrays and Phoenixes cleaned house!

My last great battle was when my brothers friend got out of the army the last 2 or 3 days before beta went down. we let him borrow my brothers account (thanks to this website i was able to get on beta THANK YOU SOOOOOO MUCH) while i played on mines. He was terrans and i was my epic *** protoss in a mirror match. We played on the map coalition i think its called. Well i went a basic stalker harassment blink build and THANK GOD i did. the terrans did a freaking banshee rush and i had to save my friend. I decided to return the love to the enemy terrans and started blinking all over his base with 1 colossus but was quickly pushed out by the enemy protoss in which moment it became apparent to me HE was the pro on there team. MY friend was able to get a small attack forces in but only 1 of his 5 or so attack forces were effective. I had a strong mix of immortals, colossus, Phoenixes, and of course my bread and butter! stalkers. We had 3 close calls in a first wave attack of mostly colossus and immortals but we managed to fend it off thanks to a few well place tanks. we pushed out and shut down any expansions that had us worried and put them behind. The terrans with a DEADLY marauder-marine-medivac ball came a wiped out my expansion that was on the 4 o clock spot. The killed off quite a few of my ground units was pushing but a last second colossus and 1 well places tank with the Phoenix support saved us again. And with that the last epic battle took place with me pushing and being able to overturn there up coming expansion shutting out there last hopes of a win. I almost cryed sweet tears of joy....


1 last notable battle i want to talk about was me playing in a 2 vs 2 non rated lost temple match. some guy made a comment earlier and i in the last seconds of the game said you scrubs only one because my allie was bad. When my allie left i was hold both of them off until they did a DT push on the base. In that i left and one of the players had the BALLS after nearly loosing the game when it was JUST me facerolling them both until the DT's showed up to contant me after i left and talk trash. I told him to not say another word and invite me to a 1 on 1 game.... I want to add just to hype of this situation i had a crowd of people behind me at my graduation BBQ and a mikes hard lemonade in my hand. I'm sorry but if you try and crap talk me on my graduation day at my party with my DRANK, ......YOU.....WILL......LOSE..... I face rolled this fool. I did a wonderful stalker harassment pushing of a mutalisk push. Fought off a early roach push and went on to wreck this guy into a QQ ragefest

 

My most hilarious win was against a 13 year old.

I was playing terran on Scrap Station. Scrap station has an extra wide choke, so I took longer to finish my wall off than normal. 3 minutes and 30 seconds into the match, 6 zerglings stormed into my base before I could complete the wall.

His zerglings killed my one marine, and then the next marine to pop out. To his credit, more zerglings kept coming in a steady stream. I was pretty much sunk. So I packed up what few SCVs I could, and floated my command center and surviving barracks to the island expansion.

"Lame!" the 13 year old said. "Lame-o!"
He told me, "You know you're beat, I've won. Leave already".
I responded, "Could be... I might be dead."
"You are. You know it" he said.
"OK. Finish me off then" I said.
"I will!" The young zerg player said.

I began mining at the island expansion with my packed up SCVs. I also had enough minerals to make another command center at the rich minerals. So one of my SCVs that was left behind on the mainland went and built one. By the time my young opponent came to kill my island expansion, I had 3 bases up and running. The fewest SCVs were at the island expansion, because I felt assured he'd come with a huge pack of mutalisks and kill my supply line.

To my surprise, my opponent didn't send mutas to kill me, but four overlords stuffed with zerglings. "See, I told you it was over!" he cried at me. While the zerglings over-ran my island expansion, he was there to see my first banshee with cloak popping out. I discovered that my opponent was STILL running off of only one base and had ZERO tech buildings besides the spawning pool. No Anti-air, and no stealth detection.

"LAME!" he cried when I started attacking his drone line. "NO GG!" he typed as he hit surrender.

Felt good. I wish it was an older player so I could feel even better about it, but it's still nice to have someone say "see I told you it was over!" 30 seconds before they realize they have lost and rage quit.