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Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, May 27, 2011.

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waitwaitwait...

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, May 27, 2011.

  1. Takaim

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    Miss. God Takai uses Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
     
    Takaim, May 31, 2011
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  2. EatMeReturns

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    High Overlord Saurfang is impervious to kicks named after pansies.
     
    EatMeReturns, May 31, 2011
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  3. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    Saurfang and Norris are pretty much equals. Well, if infinite power can actually have an equal. They even got the same jokes.
     
    ijffdrie, May 31, 2011
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    Chuck Norris sucks.
     
    EatMeReturns, May 31, 2011
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  5. Takaim

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    Chuck Norris sucks so hard though he gives birth to black holes. Nothing you say can make him look bad.
     
    Takaim, May 31, 2011
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  6. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    In strength, ferocity, might, power and everything pertaining to battle skills, Chuck Norris and Varok Saurfang are equals. Varok Saurfang, however, also has an axe. Advantage: Saurfang.
     
    ijffdrie, May 31, 2011
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    Chuck Norris is a crazy asshole who supports a highly theistic former evangelical as president of a supposedly secular nation.

    There.
     
    Fenix, Jun 1, 2011
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  8. Takaim

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    Chuck Norris has a beard with a fist hidden withen and is knowledgable in every fighting style, weapon, and piece of machinery ever created. Norris still wins.
     
    Takaim, Jun 1, 2011
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    Not really, no.

    Maybe if this was the late 90's, sure, but that stuff hasn't been funny since.
     
    Fenix, Jun 2, 2011
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  10. Takaim

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    -_- Ima sick my savior Raptor Jesus on you.
     
    Takaim, Jun 2, 2011
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    Chuck Norris is insignificant.
     
    EatMeReturns, Jun 2, 2011
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    All fail in comparison to Raptor Jesus. Behold, the Velocirapture is upon us.
     
    Takaim, Jun 2, 2011
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  13. ijffdrie

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    Bahahaha, all shall fall before santa christ!
     
    ijffdrie, Jun 2, 2011
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  14. Takaim

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    Raptor Jesus > LOLJesus > Santa Christ > Chuck Norris
     
    Takaim, Jun 2, 2011
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    A twitch shatters the rules of the space-time continuum. Worlds, solar systems, even entire galaxies are dwarfed by him. He is the greatest power of the universe, forged out of the will to live. His power is that of creation, bundled into a weapon. He is the big bang, and he is what ends the universe. He is the ultimate alpha, and the ultimate omega.

    He is Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
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    ijffdrie, Jun 2, 2011
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    Fenix, Jun 2, 2011
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  17. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    You bring thunder from a mortal god (srsly, what's up with that?) against something that has more power than exists in the rest of the universe?
     
    ijffdrie, Jun 2, 2011
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  18. Fenix

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    Yes.

    The way I see it...

    Thor promised the end of Ice Giants.

    When was the last time you saw an Ice Giant?
     
    Fenix, Jun 2, 2011
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    Yesturday.
     
    Takaim, Jun 2, 2011
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    Let's see, ice giants are about 20 cm taller than normal humans at the time of the vikings, so probably about as tall as me. I'm not really impressed, especially compared to say, something which dwarfs galaxies.
     
    ijffdrie, Jun 2, 2011
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