Twilight

No.

God damnit.

It's worse than I thought.

 

http://popramblings.blogspot.com/2008/11/twilight-in-60-seconds.html

There you go, save you some time

SPOILERS

 

that's the first...3 books, tho methinks.

basically: girl move to new place, meet vampire. she falls in love with vamp, vamp loves her but wants to not because he dun want to kill her. then he ignores that, and they spend time together, thus endangering her life every moment of existence. teh end.

 

Twilight Discussion

Hey, I know everyone loves Twilight. If you dont like Twilight, there is something seriously wrong with you xD. Its awesome, all the books and movie's

 

haven't read the books, but the movie was ok, cept the sunlight part. How does a vampire shine like diamond dust, its supposed to vaporize/burn alive!

 

Yea, I didnt really get that either. Everyone has their different variations of vampire's but the most common one's burn..or at least get weakened! Like in a book i've read, Skullduggery Pleasant, Its got vampire's guarding a vault, but during the day they are normal humans, but at night they are ferocious monsters! But it makes sense that they live in Forks, where it rains almost constantly!

 

ive never read the books but i did watch the movie and i wasnt too impressed.

the shiny vampires did seem a bit odd lol.

 

Blarg.

Don't even get me started.

Just....

Don't.

 

Spot on?

Also: http://www.starcraft2forum.org/forums/showthread.php?t=7447&highlight=twilight

 

Twilight fans make me angry.

Seeing movie posters/phenomena makes me angry.

 

so....if I were to post movie posters for Twilight, you would release your inner rage?

hmm....time to prove your inner demon is stronger then Jiffy's

Spoiler

 

Jesus. Murphy.

I don't get it.

What makes Twilight so good?

 

Have you read it?

 

No...

I don't see why vampires are so hip and cool nowadays.

No offense Dark. I've got nothing against you personally.

I could see back in the day.

But I think zombies should come back.

 

wretched zombies = cool.

shiny vampires = stupid.

nuff said lol

and not only are these vampres shiny, they are vegetarians.

 

No More Vampires Please!!!

There is something seriously wrong with me then...

I hate vampires. I loathe them. They've been done to dead (no pun intended). They're everywhere and all the time. it's been going on for years and years now... I'm so sick and tired of them. I just wish they would all go away now, let something else be popular for a while. Please, just let the dead rest.

 

Who called it?

But yea, I find Twilight to be really stupid. Vampires don't glitter in sunlight, they disintigrate in a very painful fashion. They're depicted more like animals than undead spawn - a problem that happens too much nowadays.

 

I haven't seen it but glowing vampire???????????????????? Vampires don't glow they get serious sunburn in 1 milisecond of being in front of sunlight.

 

Watch Twilight, and you'll probably facepalm. Hard.

 

Replace vampires with undead in general and this ^