Three Word Story (2)

because PETA said

 

that my cat

 

was an abomination

 

eating the babies.

 

The grieving mothers

 

mourned and began

 

embalming the corpses

 

with soya sauce

 

and building pyramids

 

to honour their

 

fallen brethren for

 

eons to come

 

and all time.

 

ok here is the story:

Legend has it that a man once had a magic crystal ring with Willy's Face engraved in the magic crystal ring. It was all the man had, but this ring could bend time. Unfortunately, his son swallowed it thinking it was candy and it tasted very special, infact it tasted just great. From then he went to Chinatown for some delicious bok choi. He then found an evil villain in a black, deliciously chocolate coated strawberry. So he stabbed his nephew in the face but the son knew the villain, and proceeded to beat him senseless. Just then, a meteor fell on top of them killing everyone but son and the prostitute that was doing terrible things with a cat. The son took his wallet and didn't pay her. After a while they went home to another prostitute who was gone. Once home they didn't have sex at all to build the suspense for their foreplay. They were interrupted by a grizzled parish priest, who forgot his toddler and his Marx and some Trudeau with fuddle duddle. Just then, a new prostitute knocked up the son and then Banned made love to another prostitute contracting that looked like lots o' herpes. And then he applied some cream and licked the dog. He died. The venomous dog purified the sinner with his urine and then called a super duck to save the ring the son defended with nukes he built when the evil puppies went rampaging through downtown Tokyo until superman and batman did the dance of the sun. It grew hot and then the whole entire planet became communist paradise. The proletariat rejoiced but then realized that the evil fat cats were planning on destroying Kentucky Fried Chickens because PETA said that my cat was an abomination eating the babies. The grieving mothers mourned and began embalming the corpses with soya sauce and building pyramids to honour their fallen brethren for eons to come and all time.

I suggest new story now!

Once upon a

 

time, Will Smith

 

and his rubber

 

pet dog, Sam,

 

were great Mechwarriors

 

until a Madcat

 

got very mad