thread where we all kill one another horribly

*throws Iff into a hole filled with banelings*

i feel better about myself.

 

/throws Gforce into a cardboard shredder... to be RECYCLED!

 

*compresses Imagine and jupiter into a mini-black hole*
*opens a timeportal to ten minutes before that*
*shoots the black hole at Imagine*

 

*Clones himself multiple times*
*Locks Kuvasz and clones into seperate rooms with a net books that can only reach this page.*

 

*Locks Hawk in a small room with a wall clock*
*Forces Hawk to watch the clock, hearing nothing but tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock*
*Leaves a blade in the room*
*Leave him until insanity kicks in and kills himself*

>: )

 

Can't I just break the clock and entertain myself by carving things into the wall?

I bet the answer is no. Shucks.

 

*throws Ursa in the sarlacc pit*
*wait a thousand years*

 

--Throws ijffdrie into a pit full of zerglings--

 

*Puts Ursawarrior in a salmon suit and places him in front of a dozen grizzly bears*

 

*tames the moon*

*rides the moon into SSJFox*

 

*Ties Matte to the forum's server*
*Leaks SCII early*
*Laughs as the server overheats from activity and BBQ's Matte*

 

*reminds self of awful pc that can't handle sc2*
*dies after seeing epic new trailer*

 

*gives TSO a beta key* hf

 

very nice and very cruel kuvasz.