Thor

I understand what you mean about people not understanding you

I tell a lot of jokes that take waaaay too much explanation if you don't necessarily get them at first

So I tell jokes and girls go "whaa...? I don't get it..." and then I explain and they say "OOOOHH.......Hehe..." and I'm like "You're retarded."

It's tough being uber-smart, don't you agree? ;D

 

LOL. All I can say is LOL Nikzad.

I guess we can all carpool this Saturday. We'll save you a seat Nikzad.

 

Nikzad, that's why I leave all my jokes at the "A baby seal walks into a club" level.

It allows no wiggle room.

 

hahahahahahahahaha I'll try that out then, see how it works

oh and Remy, shall I give you my address? I'll PM you so it's not made public

I can't think of an example of a free-standing joke that I've done like, but I'm a hardcore movie quoter, so I will quote a movie at the EXACT timing in a social situation when it would be PERFECT, but not too many girls that I've met have seen/remotely remember anything at all from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, etc.

I can quote entire scenes of Orange County by heart:
Mr. Burke (teacher): Now when I say Romeo & Juliet, who comes to mind?
*main character, protagonist, raises his hand and is ignored*
Dana: Claire Danes?
Mr Burke: That's right.
Chad: Leonardo DiCaprio?
Mr. Burke: Right. Who else?
*main character, still has his hand raised but is ignored*
Mr. Burke: Someone else was involved in that movie, who in some ways is almost as famous as Leonardo DiCaprio. And his name is William Shakespeare. And some great movies are based on his plays: Hamlet, West Side Story, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Waterworld, Gladiator, Chocolat...


But back on-topic:
Thor is good

 

Now. I wonder if it's even possible to transport the big son of a bitch. I'm not gonna lie, it'd be pretty comical to see a giant ass thor just suddenly disappear following by the sound of a dropship being loaded.

And Burkid. To avoid comical confusion, use a at the end of any non-serious post. It's what the greats like myself employ, and boy howdy does it work!

 

Actually the Thor is a big son of a SCV. And all he wants is just to be a real boy. Too bad he lies too much.

Warning: Do not stand around when the guy tells a lie, you won't be on the same planet you were a moment ago.

 

i hadnt thought of that hadean. thanks owerup:

 

I was just thinking of something actually. How in the hell would you deal with four Thors at your door? Yes the rhyme was intentional.

Really now, it'll more than likely outshoot any of your siege weapons and short of air units, you'd need a alot to bring them down fast before they did serious damage and whos to say they wouldn't have support. I'm borderline worried now that I think about it, they could actually be ridiculously dangerous. Especially Terran vs Terran. Your only hope i'd think would be to counter with your own thors.

*edit* Maybe nukes? since it moves so slowly it probably cant evade a nuke? Just thinkin.

 

You could always just lockdown and yamato.

 

lockdown probably wont return.
i think that seige tanks have further range than the thor, but the thors artillery strike probably has similar range.

tanks, reavers, guardians. thats how you take them down.

 

I'm sure if he has 4 thors @ ur door he won't have more to protect his thors.

 

I said, it'd be safe to assume it would have support. Only a retard moves siege weapons up to attack by themselves.

And since its essentially a moving building could you lockdown something THAT big?

 

I thought thor was gonna move more slow than that.

 

yeah, it seem kinda fast... ish.

i want to see how slow they turn though.

 

Ah well, Blizzcon's started. It won't be long till we get news.

 

Personally I think the effect would look alot more awesome if we could see the bullets flying through the air, rather then the cannons firing and the explosions appearing on the attacked unit.

 

I just wanted to share how i feel about the new terran

Vikings also look good, i want to see the BC now...

 

http://www.starcraft2forum.org/forums/index.php?topic=1523.msg39580;topicseen#new

Go in there, and in page....9 i think, there's the vid for the Terran units which is similar to the opening anouncement made. Shows all the awesomness that is the BC, Viking, and Banshee

 

Um, we have seen the battle cruiser and its two abilities...

 

So i just watched it, and Terrans look very cool. I was actually talking about the BC in a topic, that i mentioned that the way it shoots its lazers isnt very capital ship like. Im very glad they changed it the way they did, makes it look very cool now, and it makes me feel special.

I really like terrans currently. Much more than protoss. Im 99.9% sure i'll play terran in SC2 as well, unless zerg is just to cool for school.

Good job blizzard