The action thread.

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Jan 24, 2011.

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The action thread.

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Jan 24, 2011.

  1. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    *ijffdrie activates shuriken-vest, launching shurikens in every direction*
    *archers die due to sudden shurikenization*
     
    ijffdrie, Jan 25, 2011
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  2. Stirlitz

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    *Stirlitz is protected by the shurikens from his previously cast protection from missile weapons. It actually includes all kinds of missiles, from arrows to rockets and V3, nukes etc*

    *He takes his mighty sling+1 out of his pocket and starts shooting pebbles at the wall* Mages are so freaking awesome when they run out of spells
     
    Stirlitz, Jan 25, 2011
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  3. 1n5an1ty

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    *1n5an1ty eats Stirlitz*
     
    1n5an1ty, Jan 25, 2011
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  4. Stirlitz

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    I assume with 1 gigantic bite since I'd put on a fight if it were like normal eating with spoons/forks/knives and small bites...

    *Stirlitz casts blast wave* 1n5an1ty needs a soda fast
     
    Stirlitz, Jan 25, 2011
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  5. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    okay.

    Lets get serious.
    *pulls out collection of D&D/D20 sourcebooks*

    Let's see, I have an epic wing of wizardry IX, cloak of epic resistance, headband of epic intellect, rod of path (all four epic level handbook), psicrown of the crystal mind (expanded psionics handbook), ruby rod of asmodeus (Fiendish Codex 2), Moonsword (Faiths and Pantheons) in my main hand, and a +5 mithral shadowstriking katana in my off-hand, with a Blade of fiery might still in my belt.

    *casts reverie of nessus on self*
    *shifts the entire battle area to a dimension where days are only 18 seconds long*
    *uses rod of path to find Stirlitz, then uses the enhanced cone of cold from the ruby rod of asmodeus*
     
    ijffdrie, Jan 25, 2011
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  6. Stirlitz

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    I have the Head of Vecna in my backpack... Interrested? :p
     
    Stirlitz, Jan 25, 2011
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  7. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    Not gonna fall for that one.

    Besides, ruby rod of asmodeus.
     
    ijffdrie, Jan 25, 2011
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  8. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    Rising order of badass:


    [youtube]xU92qs7A1Js[/youtube]
    [youtube]nffYBJL_Pfc[/youtube]
    [youtube]5uBhB2m-Zuo[/youtube]


    I'd post the last form, but Simon wasn't as gallant in the movie version, so he didn't cover up Nia. So instead, have some doctor manhattan

    [​IMG]
     
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    ijffdrie, Jan 25, 2011
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  9. EatMeReturns

    EatMeReturns Happy Mapper Moderator

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    *gathers the swarm of machetes* back and forth, back and forth...
     
    EatMeReturns, Jan 25, 2011
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  10. Stirlitz

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    Oh man, I'm soooo picturing this in my mind!
     
    Stirlitz, Jan 25, 2011
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    Honestly, if it's coming down to a one person thing, there's only one man in my mind who can win.

    [​IMG]
     
    Fenix, Jan 25, 2011
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  12. 1n5an1ty

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    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
    ah.
     
    1n5an1ty, Jan 25, 2011
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  13. EatMeReturns

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    That man was the first name that popped in to my head before I hit spoiler.
     
    EatMeReturns, Jan 25, 2011
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    Enlighten me on who that man is, plz :p
     
    Stirlitz, Jan 25, 2011
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    WHAT.

    It's Fred ****ing Rodgers, the baddest *** who ever lived.
     
    Fenix, Jan 25, 2011
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  16. 1n5an1ty

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    Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
     
    1n5an1ty, Jan 25, 2011
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  17. EatMeReturns

    EatMeReturns Happy Mapper Moderator

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    GOOD GUYS BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS
    AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE!!!

    yus.
     
    EatMeReturns, Jan 25, 2011
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