StarCraft Haikus!

ah, haikus, its been a while since ive read some, really good piece of art, really hard to get good at it or even bad( this may not apply to everybody ). reading these brings a tear to my eyes.

 

Now for number two.

Episode 2. Onslaught

Silence around me,
I grasped the shadows near,
I moved onward.

Silence now broken,
I heard the cry of the beast.
I moved onward.

Closer now it came,
the unknown cry of the beast.
Still I went forward.

Seconds past, nothing.
Then I saw the new horror.
How long would I last?

Undaunted now,
I threw threw myself upon it.
The blade struck home.

More cries from nearby,
I pushed aside the dead beast,
More would join it soon.

 

Oh my, necropost
Third time I have done that here.
This thread is awesome.

Now for some StarCraft.
Hm. What should I write about?
Oh ho! I got it!

A molasseses gun,
That is what the Cobra has
Seriously dude.

It makes them all slow,
Like they're wading through a pool
'Cept not so wet *Wink*

Well, I don't like it.
It's too random for StarCraft
Fits more in WarCraft.

On the other hand,
Damn, those Reapers are awesome.
I always liked 'em.

Jumping off tall cliffs....
That would be uber-awesome.
Well, if you ask me.

Necropost complete.
I hope you all enjoyed it.
Please, please. No applause.

 

Observer, how quaint.
Blizzard is running low now...
How about some Zerg?

We have Ovies now!
Floaty, dangly, pointy...
What's with the big orbs?

Is it raining out?
What is falling from the sky?
Crap, balls of plasma.
(BC upgrade, Plasma Torpedo)

 

Woo hoo, number four.
Damn. I'm so frikken awesome.
I, necroposter.

Freakin' stupid Blizz
Give us the Zerg already!!
I think I might die.

Anyhoo, I suck
Haiku's really aren't my thing.
Signing off, Fenix.

 

There is that one thing,
We don't any pictures...
It has a dumb name.

One, two, four Jackals,
One shot, how many dead lings?
Is splash all you have?

What about the Thor?
They say it is smaller now.
We need images!