StarCraft Haikus!

Ell Oh Ell, yeppers
I was bored out of my mind
So I brought this back

 

its 5-8-5

Good changes, bad ones
Reavers replaced by tall turds
But carrier's back!

No more will I hear
Five zerglings dying at once
From my scarabs...tear :'(

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Wow! New arcade games!
Now my productivity
At work will plummet

I'm so lost right now
What will be my fav'rite race?
My 'toss aren't the same

 

my very first haiku

My name is MarineCorp
I am new at Starcraft 2 things
But... not new at one

thats lame

 

make "name" say "name's" and erase "is" and it will be perfect

it's gotta go 5 syllables, 8 syllables, 5 syllables

 

damnit I just looked at 10-Neon's one about the new stargates and the second line had 8, so I took that as correct...
*click*
"Edit"

 

Oh, dear 10-Neon
How do I admire thee?
Let me count the ways:

One, two, three, four, five
Six, seven, eight, nine, and TEN
Reasons do I find

 

my second haiku:
i got a idea of this from markus:

Nikzad and 10-Neon good
But you never know what hit 'em
thank you very much :good:

 

you spelled my name wrong :'(

what hit me?

 

i don;t know.. sorry that i spelt name wrong muahahaha
what is 'you never know what hit 'em' is that how these words/haikus just hit them in their brain thought of these cool haikus

i am going to edit my speech again
*edit*

 

I see a Zealote
he cant see me
but when he turns
I run for the tree

 

Fire reigns down hard
My base is now all aflame
Should have paused the game

 

Let me get a slice of this pie!

The Ganthrithor bends
And leads it's bow into death
Like a tear it falls

They descend from stars
The Xel'Naga yield the end
Doom to all humans

 

not to nitpick, but wouldn't it be "death to all beings," as protoss and zerg are threatened too?

EDIT: Haikus are three lined poems, that do NOT have to rhyme but DO require 5 syllables in the first line, 7 syllables in the second, and 5 syllables again in the third line.

 

I say "Doom to all humans" because I reference Zeratul and Raynor's conversation in the Terran Walkthrough video and cinematics.

 

My third Haiku in my life:

these little things hurt
they are everywhere, i need...
micromanagement

 

WHAT THE F*CK? I scream
That f*g uses a map hack
Cheating fog of war

 

Colossus needed...
...For great masses it's needed...
Air....needed no more

lame

 

Nice tread, i think i will try too:

Starcraft Broodwar owns
Every other game wil die
I just love that game

 

We all wait for night
Only to regret our choice
Until tis' too late


Um.. i have no idea what that means... I just wrote it out of my mind...

 

I brought this thread back.
Boredom makes me do great things
I'm just good like that.