StarCraft Haikus!

Stupid flying Zerg
I hate those dang Guardians
Killing my bunkers

Marines shoot it down
Alas, it's too late
My defense has been blown up

Zerglings, fast and hard
Rush in to kill my siege tanks
Now I'm screwed over

Massacre my troops,
Killing all my SCV's
The game is over

Well, what did you think?
I thought it was rather lame.
Now I am finished.

 

the zerlings are small (5)
now have wings but cannot fly (7)
turn into a ball (haiku finish here) (5)
now the collosus will die (7)

starcraft is the best (5)
starcraft 2 and here it goes (7)
putting to the test (5) (haiku finish here)
nothing else surely comes close (7)


zealots now got charge (5)
motherships surely is large (7)
phoenix overloads (5) (haiku finish here)
marrines still pushy and bold(7)

heheh. lame!

 

It's actually
5
7
5

Not
5
7
5
7.

Starcraft haikus rock.
They rock my socks uberly.
I don't wear socks though!

 

Mothership: stop time.
Missiles cannot hit their mark.
Oh, except that one.

Look, Planet Cracker!
She has dropped her precious shields,
We might want to shoot.

A merry-go-round,
Whole city spins, dizziness.
Protoss can't throw up.

Reaper, two pistols.
Can you kill two men at once?
You should try aiming.

(Baneling)
Green, not so mobile.
Explosions gained, legs lost.
Tumbleweed, but worse.

Of Protoss weapons,
Colossus hated the most:
Always wins hop-scotch.

I had seven Wraiths,
But now I only have two.
I blame the Turrets.

Marine: "Help, heal me!"
Medic: "Can't, no energy.
Don't use so much Stim"

"Who needs detectors?"
Nuclear launch detected.
"Oh, I guess I do."

Something is wrong here,
A lone Arbiter, my base?
I forgot, Recall...

Carriers are so strong.
My fleet beats anything--wait:
One Interceptor?

Zealots can now sprint,
They are always first to fight.
Did they take steroids?

Immortal, tough shields:
Shells and mortars do nothing.
Watch out for claws though.

Warp Gate opens up.
Ground units now teleport.
Watch out for Phase Prisms!

 

What are these?

 

Mighty Zergling swarm.
Flowing through the plains, towards-
ARGH! HELP ME! *Static*

 

A haiku is a poem with 3 lines, the first line having 5 syllables, the second with 7, and the last with 5.

 

hahahahahahahahahahaha

marines have sheilds
and new beyonets, well then
nerf nerf nerf nerf nerf

 

Nerf the awesome 'rines?
I think not you silly guy.
Marines are so cool.

 

it was a joke man, about how people can hate stuff becore they know anything about it
dont make me explain things like this...

 

Firebats attack!
They ignite the Zergling swarms.
They never eat beans.

 

lol nice, what are the requirements for haikus?
3 lines and certain number of syllables?
3, 7 and 5?

 

^Here you go.

Did you hear something?
What is that blurry shape there?
Oh, a Dark Temp- *ZAP!*

 

thx ^_^, been a while since I've seen them. Think we did them at intermediate.

Tanks shell painfully
Goliaths rain fire skywards
Protoss explode - mines!!!

My take on Terrans most evil strategy against Protoss.^_^!!

 

That's 5, 7, 6. I would change "Protoss explode with mines" to "Protoss explode - mines!"

 

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

 

Stealing others' work:
Sometimes no one will catch you.
This is no such time.

 

Hello everyone!
My name is Nikzad, I'm new
Trying a haiku


Run up the middle
Between my photon cannons
Scarabs make Zerg bleeeeeeed

That's right...just like that
Bunch all of your carriers...
Psionic storm time!

I'll send in Zealots
Just as you are switching modes
No more siege tanks here

Like I said, I'm new
But I've been reading a lot
Shhh! I am at work!

 

hahaha thanks bluebob, I use that in conjunction with Firefox's tabbed browsing, so anytime someone comes around I switch to my email tab and then minimize ;D

anyway, here are some more while I am on my lunch break

"It's powering up!"
Said Joe, the little marine
Planet Cracker owns

"What the hell is this?
Zerglings rushing ten siege tanks?"
Diversion complete.

Meet outside zerg base,
3 on 1, prepare to pounce,
Ready....set...."SH*T I GOT PLAGUED!!!!"


hahaha, will do Aiur!

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Sneak up silently
slice once, and bathe in the blood
of a stalked zergling

(dark templar)

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leg enhancements rule
"Where you goin'?!?!" Chase down foes
nikes for zealots

 

As I write this poem
A mothership flies above.
It usesssss ttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeee bbbbbbbooooooooommmmmmmmbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb...