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voices in half-life 2 = annoying on second playthrough.

 

So I had this idea; the hulk is basically the personification of the primal feelings of bruce banner, right? Wouldn't that make the hulk the perfect sith?

 

Not really.

Ideally, the perfect sith is rather smart, which the Hulk isn't really. I mean, I bet you'll be able to pull one or two comics with the smart Hulk, but by and large, he smashes thing. Even the most hardcore Sith warriors (Maul, Revan, and Nihilus come to mind) were extremely intelligent, with Revan and possibly Nihilus being tactical masterminds and Maul, while not able to do things large scale, was an extremely effective assassin, contrary to what you see in Episode 1.

 

Well, smart hulk isn't really angry hulk (with the exception of the green scar hulk, but he is more of an amalgam of all hulk forms and Banner), so no, I can't. I was thinking more along the lines of darth bruce banner, who, when confronted, does not shoot lightning, but hulks out and rips your skulls off. Or, in the case of ultimate hulk, go after ex-girlfriend saying he now has a bigger ****, eat several hundred people, get executed with a nuke, survive and form a pact between twin personalities after meeting the Panchem Lama, start a harem of hot chicks in Tibet, rekindle the relationship with his ex-girlfriend, re-appear to save america , after which writing duties go to Jeph Loeb, so hulk just rips your skulls off and sleeps with Loeb's pet character, without acknowledging anything that happened earlier to the character.



Wait, I went on a tangent.


I mean, he just hulks out instead of throwing force lightning.

 

See, all of that strengthens my argument. Sith aren't random acts of violence, that's just rogue jedi. Sith have a purpose, a drive, an end goal.

 

That is quite a good point. Would you then be able to say that Bruce Banner is the ultimate jedi to go rogue?

 

No, as Bruce isn't really comparable to a Jedi. He's definitely not neutral, he doesn't mediate conflicts, and he himself has no special powers. The Hulk is, for the most part, Chaotic Good. Sure, he messes stuff up, but he's generally against the bad guys.

When you take the extended universe into canon, Jedi are True Neutral (even though the movies portray them as Lawful Neutral) and, depending on the legacy, Sith are Lawful Evil, and rogues are pretty much anything.

Lets not even get into Gray and Darks here.

 

Mhmm, he's about as perfect an anthropomorphism of the first part of the sith code (through passion I gain strength) as you could get but doesn't have the scale of thinking of the sith (he smashes things because he's angry, not to accomplish anything in particular).

 

"Through passion I gain strength"

What is the Hulk passionate about?

 

Whatever pissed off bruce enough to turn into the hulk this time.

Hrrrm, new approach.


How about the green scar? The weird amalgam between all forms of the hulk and bruce banner that had bruce banner and the hulk banding together inside his mind, because they were really really pissed? the guy from world war hulk.

 

From what I gathered from the Marvel Wiki article (I'm not too familiar with Hulks besides Savage), we're getting closer. However, what makes a Sith a Sith is his reasons for doing something. Did Green Scar want to rule?

 

Well, first he conquered an alien world, then he conquered earth and let all his enemies fight to the death in arenas.

 

Works for me.

Sith he is.

 

You see a door in front of you

Spoiler

begin Durna_Multidaedra
; Summons 5 powerful daedra outside the door of Balek's shack, for if the player ever enters from the wrong side.

; variables
short done

if ( OnActivate == 1 )
if ( done == 1 )
Activate
return
else
Set done to 1
PlaceAtPC "Dremora_lord" 1 128 1
PlaceAtPC "Dremora_lord" 1 60 2
PlaceAtPC "atronach_storm" 1 90 3
PlaceAtPC "atronach_storm" 1 120 3
PlaceAtPC "golden saint" 1 1 1
PlaceAtPC "Golden saint" 1 60 3
endif
endif

End

 

That script is off... You're either placing 3, six, or 13.

 

if you are referring to the explanation part; yes, I screwered that up, let me fixinate that. if you are referring to the script itself, the last value indicates the direction in which the monster is spawned. the first number indicates the quantity. So six is the correct number.


so
PlaceAtPC "Dremora_lord" 1 128 1

places 1 dremora lord 128 units of distance behind you.

 

Ah, k. That makes more sense now.

Boros could take them though.

 

the Hungarian water-polo player?

 

So, I'm considering naming my newest kitten Hydra. What do you think?

Note: She has a brother named Troll.

 

It's a good name.