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The answer to first one was not wrong.

 

Riddle of the day:

Q1: The person who makes it, sells it. The person who buys it never uses it and the person who uses it doesn't know they are. What is it?

A:

Q2: The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?

A:

Q3:Ripped from my mother's womb,
Beaten and burned,
I become a blood thirsty killer.
What am I?

A:

 

A coffin?
Eye dys-functionality?
An orc.

 

You chose the wise answer on the first riddle, but the rest wrong.

The correct answers of these two are:

2nd riddle: darkness

3rd riddle: iron ore

 

Okay, so first wolverine kill satan. Then wolverine kills the new devil. Then wolverine becomes the devil. Then wolverine gives up being the devil. Then wolverines vertically challenged pal becomes the devil.

I remember back when being the devil was impressive.

 

Does all that take place before, or after, the Doctor throws him into a black hole?

 

Riddle of the day:

Q1:I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be

A:

Q2:I have four legs but no tail. Usually I am heard only at night. What am I?

A:

Q3:When young, I am sweet in the sun.
When middle-aged, I make you gay.
When old, I am valued more than ever.

A:

 

Few

I dunno

Grapes or maybe wine.

 

You chose two wise answers, but you lack one so the correct answer on the second riddle is: Frog

 

There are no frogs within 50 miles of me.

EDIT: Would you accept crickets? Four legs, no tail, night,

 

no, the riddle for crickets is: 2 batsmen r on 94 runs.7 runs to win the match. 2 balls remaining. But each batsmen does century. How?

 

after. But it takes place before the mutant plague and the formation of the new x-force, though after the USA declared war on the norse gods and broke asgard.

 

fenix...is that the i dont give a **** face?

 

Sure is.

Cricket man.

FDS.

 

Okay everyone, insane movie time.



Fenix's expensive yacht explodes, but not before he and a hot woman jump off of it. A helicopter comes into view shooting at the two. The two attempt to dive, but seconds later, the corpse of Fenix and the woman float upwards, all covered in blood. After the helicopter flies away, we see a shot of Fenix from underwater, wearing an oxygen mask and a ketchup tube.

*something which is just different enough from the james bond music to avoid lawsuits*

 

I wanna be the bad guy.

 

sure. Anything extra you want?

 

Suits. And you to tell me which computer I should get in the thread I just made.

 

Holy place wolverine ruled for five seconds, that is expensive. But I have no clue how to compare them.