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Chrome, hookers.

 

Two very important things.

EDIT: Also, www.google.com/chromebook

 

A quote of the day:

Q:What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

A:

Q:At night they come without being fetched. By day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?

A:

Q:There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?

A:

 

The first one is a man who has gone bat-spit insane after finding himself in the seventh plane of torment on his way to get a snack from the refrigerator.

The second one's answer is "hours of sleep for the average human."

The third one is an infirmary inside of a red house in a universe that is contained by a white house in a universe that is contained by a green house.

Note that the white house is actually contained inside of the red house, and that the man from the first answer lost many of the second answer while looping continuously through the third answer during his travels to the seventh plane of torment.

 

Wrong!

The correct answers for these three are:

The first is: a River

The second is: the Stars

and the third one is: a Watermelon

 

Oh come on, I even have source material. [Note that he hit the twenfth plane before the seventh. Looping monochromatic abodes tend to reverse the number stream, especially when babies are involved.]

 

IJffdrie is not amused by your riddles. IJffdrie will now think of a good torture.



Watch the winx club opening for a hundred times, while sitting naked in an iron chair of roughly 70 degrees celcius.

 

Oh wait, even better. Do a dramatic reading of "my immortal" and get an electric shock everytime it isn't dramatic or you giggle.


edit: for people who don't know "my immortal", it's a harry potter fanfic, generally considered to be the worst fanfic in existence. Here are some quotes. We're pretty sure it's a trollfic, but the author might just have suffered blood loss from cutting herself.

 

I could do it.

Easy.

 

Sure, you claim you can. But just wait till you start talking about Dumbledore's ipod turning into a time machine, the main characters from harry potter changing their name into B'loody Mary, Diabolus and Vampire or having to describe any of the sex scenes.

 

I was assuming it was this My Immortal before your edit.

 

Aah, that explains it. No, that my immortal is not that bad. This my immortal pretty much defines so bad it's good.

 

As in 'No john, you are the zombies' bad?

 

Well, it has worse grammar. And is a lot longer.

 

But does it make as little sense?

 

no. Well, if you interpret some of the typo's as bad attempts at puns, maybe a bit.

 

For some reason I just felt the incredible urge to watch the first episode of winx club. Dear ****ing god the story in the first ep goes way too fast. And dear god the dialogue is ridiculous. And actually the animation is not half that bad. Did I mention the dialogue being ridiculous and the plot moving way too fast?
Also, please calm down, voice actors. You do not have to fit every sentence into a second. Well, at least in the english dub, the characters have personalities. And different voice actors. Dear god that show creeped me out when I was 10 and I had to watch it with nieces.

 

Riddle of the day:

Q: What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

A:

Q: What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it?

A:

Q:I am always hungry,
I must always be fed,
The finger I touch,
Will soon turn red

A:

 

A brown snake
A coal
This guy:

 

two answers are wrong, but you got close to a right answer on a second riddle:

The correct answers are here:

first riddle: Penny

second riddle: charcoal

third riddle: Fire