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Where'd you pick that up? I have seen no signs.

 

Aw he's using the arrow keys to scroll :3

And yet if we met on b.net 6 months from now he'd hand my arse to me.

 

In the great deserts of egypt, hidden under mountains of sand, lies a tomb, a testament to a great pharaoh. In the lowest chamber of his tomb, there is a secret tunnel. Go there, and find your true destiny.

 

Your true destiny being, "get crushed to death by old, collapsing sand-tomb secret tunnel."

 

Put torches under them. Problem solved.

 

Here's question:
Q: What’s full of holes but still holds water?
A:?????
Q:What building has the most stories?
A:
Q:Which is faster, hot or cold?
A:
Q:When is your mind like a rumpled bed?
A:
Q:What is it that everybody does at the same time?
A:
This is lantern riddles

 

A sponge, a library, hot-you can catch a cold, when you can't think straight? and the sheets/blankets aren't straight?, everybody claps their hands simultaneously.

 

RIDDLES

A man was at a bar feeling poor he sees a rich man take 50's out his pocket to pay the cashier.The poor man says to the rich man "I know all the songs known to man." The rich man laughed and said,"I bet you all the money in my pocket that you can't sing a song with my daughter's name in it, Sarah Lee Greyson." The poor man went home rich and the rich man went home poor. What song did the man sing?

Answer:

A young man walks through the forest. He came to a bridge. In front of the bridge is a large man carrying an axe.
The man says, "If you want to cross this bridge, you must tell me a statement. If I think the statement is true, you will be strangled to death. If I say the statement is false, your head will be chopped off."
A few minutes later, the young man walked over the bridge, while the larger man stood pondering.

What was the statement the young man had given?

Answer:

Can u try this answer on riddles?

 

Second one, the phrase is "You will chop off my head."

Dunno first.

 

The only answer is:

1st Riddle:Feeling Poor

2nd Riddle:Death by Bridge

well.... try it hard because these riddles are very hard.

 

What?

Those are wrong...

The first one is happy birthday, the second I got correct.

 

So I found all the episodes of Zoids: Chaotic Century on the internet.

My inner child is having a conniption.

 

These two are correct answers on riddles is Feeling Poor and Death by Bridge, NOT happy birthday., then here's another riddle:

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

Then what's answer?

 

I just read the life and times of scrooge mcduck. It's quite good. I advice it to you all.

 

Found Waldo yet?

 

no. Please stop reminding me of my continual failure in that regard.

 

Newest firefox update broke scrolling >.<

 

Good thing firefox is bad.