Spam Land

someone fetch me my boom stick, we're going eagle hunting!

 

The Hokey Pokey

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from Heavens yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.

 

w....t....h....??? I know the regular song, but I don't know about 1/5 the words in your overly-complicated version

 

double post

 

rick is awesome xD

 

Never gonna give, never gonna give.

 

i actually love that song <3

 

People look at me funny if they hear it on my MP3.

I do too.

 

mwah ha ha, LOVE rick~

and you'd socre points with me if you had it on your ipod xD

 

Why would I have an iPod?
iPods suck

I prefer being able to listen to non-DRM music

 

"Everytime you see this man, god kills a kitten"

How sad, about 50 kittens are now dead because of me
I feel sad


Oh well, lets see if I can beat that record tomorrow

 

lol, i found this on my hentai forums.... i lold

 

Ipods are awesome. Especially hacked ones you can play Pokemon on.

 

can you see my sig?

 

they don't work with quick replies, if that's what you used

 

ijffdrie messed up that quote. It's 'money is the root of all evil' so women equal the square root of evil squared, which is just evil, meaning that women are evil, not evil squared.

 

oh thanks, i was here ages ago and just came back was wondering why my sig wasn't working.

EDIT: Fixed! wait...why am i editing a spam post?

 

spam


humans of earth,
dark times are ahead,
the burning shadow
and the frozen wraith
... have united

for the first time in a billion years
the demon race is united under one rule,
assembled in one alliance
and from the corners of the universe
they are bringing every single monster
mankind can possibly imagine

and they are bringing them
to the blue planet of earth

the sky shall be lightened with explosions and unholy fires, the three towers shall come crumbling down. The Connections shall be broken and the unification blasted out of the sky. Dark beings shall come out of burning mountains and the rifts will expand. The balance of the Earth itself shall be destroyed.

but before the final destruction one final hope shall appear, a shining star in times of darkness, A gateway to the universe. and from the gateway a creature shall come, that represents the universe itself; Demons shall be purged in their own fear, the sky will set aflame and burn the dragons of damnation and all but one demons shall be slain.

And on the last connected continent the star and the shadow shall battle, destroying what was once said to be the greatest on the world, their battle shall last till all the seven stones have been found and the light shall be aided by fire and twilight, and before them darkness shall fall

SO go now humans, Go... And prepare

spam


humans of earth,
dark times are ahead,
the burning shadow
and the frozen wraith
... have united

for the first time in a billion years
the demon race is united under one rule,
assembled in one alliance
and from the corners of the universe
they are bringing every single monster
mankind can possibly imagine

and they are bringing them
to the blue planet of earth

the sky shall be lightened with explosions and unholy fires, the three towers shall come crumbling down. The Connections shall be broken and the unification blasted out of the sky. Dark beings shall come out of burning mountains and the rifts will expand. The balance of the Earth itself shall be destroyed.

but before the final destruction one final hope shall appear, a shining star in times of darkness, A gateway to the universe. and from the gateway a creature shall come, that represents the universe itself; Demons shall be purged in their own fear, the sky will set aflame and burn the dragons of damnation and all but one demons shall be slain.

And on the last connected continent the star and the shadow shall battle, destroying what was once said to be the greatest on the world, their battle shall last till all the seven stones have been found and the light shall be aided by fire and twilight, and before them darkness shall fall

SO go now humans, Go... And prepare

spam


humans of earth,
dark times are ahead,
the burning shadow
and the frozen wraith
... have united

for the first time in a billion years
the demon race is united under one rule,
assembled in one alliance
and from the corners of the universe
they are bringing every single monster
mankind can possibly imagine

and they are bringing them
to the blue planet of earth

the sky shall be lightened with explosions and unholy fires, the three towers shall come crumbling down. The Connections shall be broken and the unification blasted out of the sky. Dark beings shall come out of burning mountains and the rifts will expand. The balance of the Earth itself shall be destroyed.

but before the final destruction one final hope shall appear, a shining star in times of darkness, A gateway to the universe. and from the gateway a creature shall come, that represents the universe itself; Demons shall be purged in their own fear, the sky will set aflame and burn the dragons of damnation and all but one demons shall be slain.

And on the last connected continent the star and the shadow shall battle, destroying what was once said to be the greatest on the world, their battle shall last till all the seven stones have been found and the light shall be aided by fire and twilight, and before them darkness shall fall

SO go now humans, Go... And prepare

spam


humans of earth,
dark times are ahead,
the burning shadow
and the frozen wraith
... have united

for the first time in a billion years
the demon race is united under one rule,
assembled in one alliance
and from the corners of the universe
they are bringing every single monster
mankind can possibly imagine

and they are bringing them
to the blue planet of earth

the sky shall be lightened with explosions and unholy fires, the three towers shall come crumbling down. The Connections shall be broken and the unification blasted out of the sky. Dark beings shall come out of burning mountains and the rifts will expand. The balance of the Earth itself shall be destroyed.

but before the final destruction one final hope shall appear, a shining star in times of darkness, A gateway to the universe. and from the gateway a creature shall come, that represents the universe itself; Demons shall be purged in their own fear, the sky will set aflame and burn the dragons of damnation and all but one demons shall be slain.

And on the last connected continent the star and the shadow shall battle, destroying what was once said to be the greatest on the world, their battle shall last till all the seven stones have been found and the light shall be aided by fire and twilight, and before them darkness shall fall

SO go now humans, Go... And preparespam


humans of earth,
dark times are ahead,
the burning shadow
and the frozen wraith
... have united

for the first time in a billion years
the demon race is united under one rule,
assembled in one alliance
and from the corners of the universe
they are bringing every single monster
mankind can possibly imagine

and they are bringing them
to the blue planet of earth

the sky shall be lightened with explosions and unholy fires, the three towers shall come crumbling down. The Connections shall be broken and the unification blasted out of the sky. Dark beings shall come out of burning mountains and the rifts will expand. The balance of the Earth itself shall be destroyed.

but before the final destruction one final hope shall appear, a shining star in times of darkness, A gateway to the universe. and from the gateway a creature shall come, that represents the universe itself; Demons shall be purged in their own fear, the sky will set aflame and burn the dragons of damnation and all but one demons shall be slain.

And on the last connected continent the star and the shadow shall battle, destroying what was once said to be the greatest on the world, their battle shall last till all the seven stones have been found and the light shall be aided by fire and twilight, and before them darkness shall fall

SO go now humans, Go... And prepare

spam


humans of earth,
dark times are ahead,
the burning shadow
and the frozen wraith
... have united

for the first time in a billion years
the demon race is united under one rule,
assembled in one alliance
and from the corners of the universe
they are bringing every single monster
mankind can possibly imagine

and they are bringing them
to the blue planet of earth

the sky shall be lightened with explosions and unholy fires, the three towers shall come crumbling down. The Connections shall be broken and the unification blasted out of the sky. Dark beings shall come out of burning mountains and the rifts will expand. The balance of the Earth itself shall be destroyed.

but before the final destruction one final hope shall appear, a shining star in times of darkness, A gateway to the universe. and from the gateway a creature shall come, that represents the universe itself; Demons shall be purged in their own fear, the sky will set aflame and burn the dragons of damnation and all but one demons shall be slain.

And on the last connected continent the star and the shadow shall battle, destroying what was once said to be the greatest on the world, their battle shall last till all the seven stones have been found and the light shall be aided by fire and twilight, and before them darkness shall fall

SO go now humans, Go... And prepare

spam


humans of earth,
dark times are ahead,
the burning shadow
and the frozen wraith
... have united

for the first time in a billion years
the demon race is united under one rule,
assembled in one alliance
and from the corners of the universe
they are bringing every single monster
mankind can possibly imagine

and they are bringing them
to the blue planet of earth

the sky shall be lightened with explosions and unholy fires, the three towers shall come crumbling down. The Connections shall be broken and the unification blasted out of the sky. Dark beings shall come out of burning mountains and the rifts will expand. The balance of the Earth itself shall be destroyed.

but before the final destruction one final hope shall appear, a shining star in times of darkness, A gateway to the universe. and from the gateway a creature shall come, that represents the universe itself; Demons shall be purged in their own fear, the sky will set aflame and burn the dragons of damnation and all but one demons shall be slain.

And on the last connected continent the star and the shadow shall battle, destroying what was once said to be the greatest on the world, their battle shall last till all the seven stones have been found and the light shall be aided by fire and twilight, and before them darkness shall fall

SO go now humans, Go... And prepare

spam

 

sorry drie, i'm not reading all that xD