Spam Land

death from above?

 

how do i set scrensaver

 

right-click on desktop>properties

 

Not in Win7 you don't.

Also. Where is my recent posts bit?!

 

You have full system or some pre-installed trial version?

Meee and some guys at school spent about fifteen minutes trying to change a wallpaper on a laptop once, only to find out it's just not possible unless you mess with system files.

 

Ok, since when are tabs usually found at the top buttons at the bottom? I swear the fundamental idea behind Win7 was to not leave anything where people are used to finding them.

 

Bill gates was drunk once. Windows was the result. That is also how he keeps innovating.




Also, why the heck did Maxis and ea games remove every single bit of information linking them to every having produced the original sims game from their site(It's not even under the frigging products, those start at sims 2)

 

Now although I would hate to experience it more often, right now it's sort of fun. I've been up for 28 hours straight. Collected a few achievements :3

 

you require additional coffee?


Blagh, had to reinstall windows twice. Good thing there is no important stuff on my C:/ Drive

 

thanks to the placement matches I am in platinum league now.
I am getting my *** kicked.

 

Sandstorm Lyrics

Yesssssss

 

Y'know whats funny? When your public relations are good, suddenly vandalism becomes art.


Fenix, wanna help? Go grab a sledgehammer!

 

Bold move mista rayna

 

Ganon
OK. No further new business so I’ll open this meeting to public forum.

Helmasaur
I have a question. So, as you know, I was born with this green crystal in the middle of my head. It’s the only part of my body that’s not impervious to damage. It’s why I wear this helmet.

Ganon
Of course. I built that helmet. It’s a masterpiece of craftsmanship. It can only be cracked by the most magical of hammers.

Helmasaur
That’s what I wanted to talk about. You keep a magic hammer in the Palace of Darkness, which is the palace I’m assigned to. I feel like maybe you could keep it in the Swamp of evil, or even throw it in the Lake of Ill Omen…

Ganon
Relax. Helmasaur, you have nothing to worry about. That hammer is locked in a special treasure chest that can only be opened by one key.

Helmasaur
Right, but that key is in my dungeon, too. It’s in a treasure chest that can be opened by any key. And once you have that, all you have to do is find your way through a dark room to get the hammer.

Ganon
It hasn’t been a problem yet.

Helmasaur
No one has attacked us yet. I’m just saying, maybe I should guard the hammer, or the key, or both.

Ganon
You’re guarding one of the seven maidens. You have enough to worry about.

Helmasaur
OK, but why have that other stuff in there at all? And why do I need to stay in the most remote room in the dungeon? It would make more sense if I waited by the entrance and killed anyone who entered.

Ganon
I know things aren’t perfect, but we have to learn to deal with them. My only weakness is silver arrows and a fairy was selling just that in my Pyramid of Power. So, what did I do? Did I complain? No. I sealed her into the wall and i made her fat. I dealt with it.

Helmasaur
You didn’t solve the problem at all. You could have made her leave. Or killed her.

Ganon
It’s no fun if it’s not a challenge, right?

Helmasaur
I’m sorry, are we doing this for fun, or are we doing this as part of your grand plan to unleash evil upon the world, because I thought you had a plan.

Ganon
Anyone else? Anyone else have a problem with the way I do things?

Kholdstare
I’ve been in the Ice Palace for a while now and I’m pretty sure there is a suit of armor inside that is specifically fitted for the mythical hero that’s supposed to destroy us.

Dodongo
Me can’t help eat bombs. They so delicious! You leased room in me dungeon to bomb dealer. Why you hate Dodongo?

Ganon
This meeting is over.

 

Marine
Alright, here we go!

Command Center
Good luck, marine.

Marine
Yeah! These other marines don’t know what they’re up against.

Command Center
Ooh…about that…

Marine
What? Do they have Firebats? Vultures? We have some too, so-

Command Center
We’re fighting alien monsters.

Marine
What?

Command Center
An evil swarming hive-mind of monsters. They hatch from eggs. A lot of them shoot spikes or acid, or something. I figured someone would have told you.

Marine
Wow, uh, nope. They never mentioned the horrible, horrible monsters. In fact, they barely mentioned me being a marine. I’m an astronaut. That’s why I’m in freaking space.

Command Center
Yeah, you should have thought about that before you accepted those 50 minerals, science boy.

Marine
Okay, so space monsters. Wow. I guess we, we can out smart them, right?

Command Center
Well in theory. They tend to just rush and kill things. And there’s also a race of alien robot geniuses. We have to fight them too.

Marine
Can’t we work with them?

Command Center
Not really. Wait, sometimes. But nah, not really.

Marine
Wow. Just…is there anything to help me?

Command Center
Yeah, we have stim packs, but they’ll take a quarter of your health. And we used to have medics, but then we got rid of them.

Marine
Why would we ever get rid of them!?

Command Center
If you get a Starport and wait a while we have an air thing.

Marine
That’s not the same and you know it.

Command Center
Also, sometimes we’ll still fight other marines sometimes. So yeah, I guess you were also right the first time.

Marine
In light of this, couldn’t all of humanity work together? Just put aside our differences, and maybe, just maybe-

Command Center
Nuclear launch detected.

Marine
I hate this game.

 

I don't know, I'm a bit tired and now anxious to know if one of my contacts have blocked me so I looked up a few sites like the gullible idiot I am and put in some addresses... mine as well... I seriously don't know what I was thinking. Hope my account won't get hacked.

****

 

Jesus ****ing christ our search sucks.

Could anyone point me to the thread from way back that deals with control groups? The one where people actually post how they distribute their numbers.

 

^
i agree our search sucks.

 

our search=monkeybuttocks

 

hey drie