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erm,

are humans

 

thaaat way.... I thought you were listing random stuff

those categories are crazy, so much stuff to define one stupid species and every it's representant is different anyway

 

eukarya is for organism with a nuclei in their cells
animalia is for animals
chordata is for spined animals
mammalia is for mammals
primates is for primate
hominidae is for humanoids
homo is gay in dutch human
sapiens is recent human
sapiens is modern human

 

i think you got homo wrong
homo just means the same doesn't it?
I could be wrong though

 

yes, but it also means man or human

 

Building east german cars
http://www.livevideo.com/media/playvideo_fs.aspx?fs=1&cid=F4B5854611D141AFA19359F36DCDC74F

 

*done with testing* my head hurts xD

 

(o.< )

 

I'm just glad it's over X_X

 

Testing?
*injects something into Kurai's neck

 

<.< OMG what was that!?

 

something small and unpleasant
[inserts something into kruai's arm]

 

Apparently testing beauty products on Kurai isn't frowned upon yet.

*Sprays Kurai*

What do you think of Eau De Wilay?

 

OH GOD make it stop!!!

*cries*

 

in square inches, what is 1/2 of the area of a square with 12 inches on a side?

 

humans of earth,
dark times are ahead,
the burning shadow
and the frozen wraith
... have united

for the first time in a billion years
the demon race is united under one rule,
assembled in one alliance
and from the corners of the universe
they are bringing every single monster
mankind can possibly imagine

and they are bringing them
to the blue planet of earth

the sky shall be lightened with explosions and unholy fires, the three towers shall come crumbling down. The Connections shall be broken and the unification blasted out of the sky. Dark beings shall come out of burning mountains and the rifts will expand. The balance of the Earth itself shall be destroyed.

but before the final destruction one final hope shall appear, a shining star in times of darkness, A gateway to the universe. and from the gateway a creature shall come, that represents the universe itself; Demons shall be purged in their own fear, the sky will set aflame and burn the dragons of damnation and all but one demons shall be slain.

And on the last connected continent the star and the shadow shall battle, destroying what was once said to be the greatest on the world, their battle shall last till all the seven stones have been found and the light shall be aided by fire and twilight, and before them darkness shall fall

SO go now humans, Go... And prepare

 

actual writings on hospital charts

1. she has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband
states she was very hot in bed last night.

2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for
over a year.

3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third
day it disappeared.

4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also
appears to be depressed.

5. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me
in 1993.



6. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.

7. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 years old male, mentally
alert but forgetful.

8. The patient refused autopsy.

9. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

10. Patient has left white blood cells at another
hospital.

 

To find a woman, you need time and money, therefore: Woman=Time*Money
Time is money, so Time=Money; therefore: Woman=(Money)^2
Money is the root of all evil, therefore: Woman=evil^2

 

I think it's time someone got a penalty.

 

@ Ijffdrie: that would make woman = evil, not evil^2. Since money = sqrt(evil), woman = (sqrt(evil))^2 = evil.