Spam Land

Zodiac of Light
Located near Yu-tai. Any cleric must choose two creatures from the zodiac who are no more than 1 alignment apart. You must take 1, and no more, elemental domain, with plant counting as an elemental domain. Favoured weapon: sai.
Rat (CG): forthright, tenacious, intense, meticulous, charismatic, sensitive, hardworking, industrious, charming, eloquent, sociable, artistic, shrewd.
Domains: Water and destruction
Ox(LG): Dependable, ambitious, calm, methodical, born leader, patient, hardworking, conventional, steady, modest, logical, resolute, tenacious. Domains:
Water and strength


Tiger(CG): Unpredictable, rebellious, colorful, powerful, passionate, daring, impulsive, vigorous, stimulating, sincere, affectionate, humanitarian, generous.
Domains: plant and Chaos
Rabbit(NG): racious, good friend, kind, sensitive, soft-spoken, amiable, elegant, reserved, cautious, artistic, thorough, tender, self-assured, shy, astute, compassionate,lucky, flexible.
Domains: plant and animal
Dragon(LG): Magnanimous, stately, vigorous, strong, self-assured, proud, noble, direct, dignified, jealous, eccentric, intellectual, fiery, passionate, decisive, pioneering, artistic, generous, loyal.
Domains: plant and magic
Snake(LG): Deep thinker, wise, mystic, graceful, soft-spoken, sensual, creative, prudent, shrewd, elegant, cautious, responsible, calm, strong, constant, purposeful.
Domains: fire and knowledge
Horse(CG): Cheerful, popular, quick-witted, changeable, earthy, perceptive, talkative, agile—mentally and physically, magnetic, intelligent, astute, flexible, open-minded
Domains: fire and luck
Sheep(NG): Righteous, sincere, sympathetic, mild-mannered, shy, artistic, creative, gentle, compassionate, understanding, mothering, determined, peaceful, generous, seeks security.
Domains: fire and good
Monkey(CG): ventor, motivator, improviser, quick-witted, inquisitive, flexible, innovative, problem solver, self-assured, sociable, artistic, polite, dignified, competitive, objective, factual, intellectual.
Domains: earth and trickery
Rooster(LG): Acute, neat, meticulous, organized, self-assured, decisive, conservative, critical, perfectionist, alert, zealous, practical, scientific, responsible.
Domains: earth and lawful
Dog(LG): Honest, intelligent, straightforward, loyal, sense of justice and fair play, attractive, amicable, unpretentious, sociable, open-minded, idealistic, moralistic, practical, affectionate, sensitive, easy going.
Domains: Earth and death
Pig(NG): Honest, gallant, sturdy, sociable, peace-loving, patient, loyal, hard-working, trusting, sincere, calm, understanding, thoughtful, scrupulous, passionate, intelligent.
Domains: Water and Protection

Shadow Zodiac
Where the Zodiac of light represented the good god of the 6th realm, the shadow zodiac represents the evil gods. Favoured weapon: shurikens
Mouse(CE): manipulative, vindictive, self-destructive, deceptive, corrupt, obstinate, critical, over-ambitious, ruthless, intolerant, scheming.
Domains: Water and destruction
Water Buffalo(LE): stubborn, narrow-minded, materialistic, rigid, demanding.
Domains: Water and strength
Panther(CE): restless, reckless, impatient, quick-tempered, obstinate, selfish, aggressive, moody.
Domains: Plant and chaos
Cat(NE): moody, detached, superficial, self-indulgent, opportunistic, stubborn.
Domains: plant and animal
Baku(LE): tactless, arrogant, imperious, tyrannical, demanding, intolerant, dogmatic, violent, impetuous, brash.
Domains: plant and magic
Turtle(LE): loner, bad communicator, possessive, hedonistic, self-doubting, distrustful, mendacious, suffocating, cold.
Domains: Fire and knowledge
Antelope(CE): fickle, arrogant, childish, anxious, rude, gullible, stubborn.
Domains: Fire and luck
Ram(NE): moody, indecisive, over-passive, worrier, pessimistic, over-sensitive, complainer, weak-willed.
Domains: Fire and evil
Ape(CE): egotistical, vain, selfish, reckless, snobbish, deceptive, manipulative, cunning, jealous, suspicious.
Domains: Earth and trickery
Peacock(LE): overzealous and critical, puritanical, egotistical, abrasive, opinionated, given to empty bravado.
Domains: Earth and lawful
Fox(LE): cynical, lazy, cold, judgmental, pessimistic, worrier, stubborn, quarrelsome.
Domains: earth and death
Boar: naïve, over-reliant, self-indulgent, gullible, fatalistic, materialistic.
Domains: Water and protection

 

Think out of the box, take an ox!

 

Ox already is one of the good zodiac guys

 

Should've picked rhino...

 

Tiger.

I mean, seriously, it's a giant cat.

 

Goat.

 

Tiger is already with the good zodiac, see post above.

I actually concidered a rhino, didn't really fit with the personality. Then again, neither does an antelope. Maybe I should pick a gazelle. the ones from Tibet do look a bit like annoying childish horses

 

What about goat?

 

According to wikipedia, the sheep zodiac can be replaced with goat, since the same word would be used for them(Ram as well, but that is why I took it as an evil counterpart)

Also an alternative.
So, goat, Gazelle, perhaps Rhino. hrm, choices, choises

 

Meh. Just went Lazy and picked Nightmare. It is the only pun(well, in english, I also got some arabic ones).


Also, the first panel of this

 

Hi,

In regards to the beta, did it come with an editor? Is it possible to create new units and insert them in the game easily? Are there Any cool NPC units or civilian vehicle units or models in the game?

How's the performance in technical terms?

 

Yes, yes, yes, quite awesome.

 

Hi.
I wanna spam with you guys!

 

all spam is welcome in the beautiful land of unicorns and ponies and squirrels.

oh wait, the unicorns are just visible to drug users. erm... ponies and...

wait

the ponies are ninja's

and the squirrels are rapists.

so enter this beatiful land filled with horrible beings(which includes the posters)

 

I wanna be
the very best


you guys go on

 

Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test

 

isnt it biggest test?


to train them is my cause.
I wanna travel 'cross the lands.

 

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can any1 tell me why lobsterlegs got banned? lul

 

Going on a multi-day drunken rage