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"Blooming heck", if you don't mind, jiff.

 

sure thang, mister 'stralia

 

Mister? Really?

 

Miss 'Stralia.

 

i wuz be feelin nice yakno. Nah need ta mock it!

 

dear forum,

i have a bird
His name is flip

let me show you my flip the bird

 

And then I was like

 

http://listverse.com/2009/05/13/top-10-excuses-people-use-to-hate-america/

Hmm, this is funny, because nearlt every part of it fails. So many mistakes that it's another reason to hate America.

 

I just ate a cup of ravioli, but I don't have any proper utensils so I used a pair of paintbrushes.

Just thought I'd share that with you all.

 

Thank you Kary

 

Reply number 5000 is nearly here!

 

I want it.

 

yar yonder war the narwhal farssssss

 

So close!

 

I has it.

*does the dance*

 

What are you talking about?

are your counters off?

 

Maybe his is but mine is not.

[edit] and I have the 5000th post. Woot .

 

Five-thousand!