Spam Land

My spam story part 2.
Part 1 is somewhere in this spam topic.

Well last time we met, Legs McBeef and Wing Chung were in prison cause they were both found guilty of vandalising each others houses. And they are sharing a cell together. And at this particular prison there was a Russian deputy warden. And his name was Alexi Yeltsinof. A real boozer. Only thing he loved then chain chigging shots of vodka was beating up random prisoners for no apparent reason. And the warden turned a blind eye to all of this because he was having an affair with the deputy Warden's underage daughter. Plus he was siphoning some of the prison's funds for his own personal use. So all in all this prison is a pretty corrupt place.

And our cell mates Legs and Wing spent a lot of time in the infermary. Basically from beating each other up. But the deputy warden was like "why do I need to spend time away from my beloved vodka to beat them up when they beat each other up and do all the hard work for me". So in his eyes it was a win-win situation. And all of the other prosiners never said anything other than nice words to legs and Wing. Apart from being known as the toughest pair of idiots on block 5, they were regular sneaks and getters. They could get you anything for a price. Smokes, poster of your favourite porn star, your latest hit of crack, even a little vodka to bribe Alexi the deputy warden with, you nake it, they could get it.

But one day a strange request came in. Someone wanted some antiqute vodka. But not the real thing. They wanted plastic rip offs of the old vodka bottles. And empty too. No grog in them. Getting illegeal contraband into the prison is the only thing Wing and Legs worked together on. It was like their hobby. So 2 weeks passed and no fake vodka bottles. And word of this got around. Yeah it was bad. Many people's reputations were on the line here. But a week later the bottles came in. And they were handed out. And they only cost the customer $10 and a pack of ciggarettes each. And con would tell you that's a vey good deal.

But Legs and Wing always wandered what the **** would one do with 2 plastic replica of antique vodka bottles. But soon enough their questions would be answered. Only one week later, the warden was found dead in his office. And Alexi the depty warden was charged with his murder. All the inmates always joked about it saying he ran out of vodka and killed the warden cause he never resticked the deputy's supplies. But alter on they found out this was ckoser to the truth then they thought.

The fake bottles were filled with water and snuck into Alexi's stash. So when the warden looked into the stash he saw 2 full bottles and didn't think to get more cause of that. Mind you he didn't look too hard cause almost instantly after one sip Alexi noticed they were a fake and went into his warden killing rage.

Not long after that the prison was put out of commision. It was an old *** prison anyway. And with this closure a few of the inmates were released. And 2 of those released were Wing and Legs. The state felt their crimes were only pety and let them off on condition they'd not beat each other up.

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Stay tuned for part 3 of this exciting story to come in the future to a spam topic near you.

 

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Back. Kinda hard to keep active when the server always seems to be down and attempting to open the site crashes the browser. So...

Howdy!

 

I see posts disappear randomly. On the plus side, however, I'm back at 9. OWNED

 

GG to this site

 

"What the hell kind of evolutionary consequences had to happen to make every single Australian animal a tough badass?"

 

didn't chuck norris visit australia once?

 

...and had sex with all of them?

 

i thought this forum was supposed to be child-friendly?

 

Yeah, it was

But then you came along

 

We've got marsuipials. It's amazing how awesome things can be when they don't have to give a placental rat's arse about childbirth.

 

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He's heating up!

He's on fire!!

BOOM SHAKALAKALAKA!!!

 

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I am so excited to to know about the spam story .I find the first part of it here.If any ne know plz tell me must.I book mark it also and send my friends also to enjoy it.



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Marsupials you say? Why so modest?
http://www.cracked.com/funny-163-australia/

 

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*unsheats newbcleaver*

 

you know, this is actually the third version of spam land, iirc

the first part was epic

 

it had a lot more Lenga

 

It's a shame I only here for the end of the old forum layout. I kinda wish we still had alternate frames in the shop.

 

were almost at 5000 =D