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Lol

 

Fenix. Will you be Darkone's valentine?

 

No sir.

 

got a little bored, so i made an overview of the trade mats on all my chars. Holy S i have a lot netherweave.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dungeons_&_Dragons_controversies

 

When an athlete in a sport breakes the ruels or does something that is not in the spirit of the sport, the athlete is punished in a way.

But if a sports judge or referee does something that is so against the spirit of the sport, or fixed the match, then they are treated like heroes.

If you can't see the total unfairness at this situation which is happening all the time, then I murder a puppy.

 

can't there be a single superman movie with him only having silly hair as clark kent?

 

Getting eaten by a dinosaur while groaning as you excrete a hard crap from your anus while on the crapper would make good viewing.

 

so the sultans name is Ra'id, the name of his first wife is Adilla, and his chancellor is named Zahir.

Perfect names

 

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Australians let us all rejoice
For we are ruled by freaks
Our standards fall
And thanks to Kev
Our homes are mortgaged be
The youth surround centrelink
But do they really care
In history's page
Oh let us cringe
Advance Australia Where??

 

In joyful strains then let us sing,
"Advance Australia fair."

 

hiwarious.

hmm, baako belden sounds a bit dutch

 

Plox is shuch a bull**** word.
Wait a second, it's not even a word.
It's still bull**** though.

 

request to the heroes writing crew: STOP THE FRIGGIN HIGHSCHOOL DRAMA. seriously, you make a show about superheroes and you make the entire story of one of the characters highschool drama, then you are doing something wrong. I don't think the highschool love drama demographic and the normal superhero demographic mesh well.

Or at least, if you gonna use it, try to do it well. Do not write off every love interest without further mention. Three divorces off-screen? three other love interests killed without further mention?

Also, is there any demographic that takes well to ripping off twilight in a worse way?

 

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20100303/video/vod-murder-most-fowl-as-fox-comes-a-crop-f1a0497.html

 

fall of the hulks:
we don't know the heroes plan
we don't know the villains plan
we don't know the heroes
we don't know the villains
we don't know what the heck is going on

 

Micheal Jackson expected to be called King. And I shall do that.

"Oh Michael Jackson king of Noobs you are. And king of nothing else".

 

Here is a little totally random story written be me. (excuse the typos)

There once was a man. His name was Legs McBeef. And he lived in a house. And the house next to him had one inhabitant. And his name was Mr Wing Chung. And these two people never got on. Shouts of "Hey wing wang" would bellow over the fence. And in return "I'm Mr Chung you happy meal reject" would be heard shortly after. So all in all we have two neighbours at war with each other. And hate each other very much too.

But all this changed one night. if was a stormy night. And the thunder happened to be rather loud. A nice night to play a prank on someone. And Legs thought it was a good idea to get back at Wing by gluing 150 rubber male groins or private parts all over his house. So he was doing this, and legs thought why it was so quiet in the house. This was because unknown to legs that Wing had the same idea, to play a prank in his neighbour.

Wing had been to a few local McDonalds stores over the past week and had bought about 100 big macs. And he took them all out of the wrappers and had them all lined up in a row. And yes after a week old food is opened, the smell and look of the food is pretty foul. Also he wrote too little notes on 100 little bits of paper. Each with the same message "I am Mr Chung you ****ing ***got. Call me wing wang once more and I'll kill you". And he nailed each birget to the wood house of Legs with one of the notes.

And about 3 hours later the both crept back to their own houses, and almost died of shock. Not knowing who defaced their houses. So they both decided to call the police on their mobile phones. And a week later both Legs and Wing were rounded up by the police and had their seperate days in court. And both were found guilty of vandalising private property and both received 30 days jail time.

And the irony if the tale is for those 30 days Legs and Wing had to share a cell together.

*The End*

 

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/99487