Spam Land

huh?

*edits post to nonsencical spam*

i coulda sworn this wasn't space junk...

 

beck?

 

seks seks

 

sex?

 

lol merged

 

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nice,

actually you?

 

what do you mean actually me? the one who made it?

 

no hes referring to mccain

 

haw haw

 

how how?

 

^_^

 

heh, he hmm.

 

democrats=liars
republicans=hypocrits
3rdparty=hippy
non-american=useless

i think i offended everyone

 

Canada=penguins
Sweden=free stuff

 

wut?

 

germany=green police cars

 

It was supposed to say

I love spam land.

 

Here is a cow joke.

SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one,milks the other and throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

A NEW AMERICAN :
You talk about the dangar on national secutily, threatening Al Qada that want to kill your little Cows and Conquers another country rich in cows claming they had mass-destruction weapons

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then
create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live
for 100 years, eat once a month,and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows.You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISSCORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.

AN EGYPTIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are voting for Mobarak

 

lol @ french