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No. It was.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jump_the_shark

 

friggin spam.

 

The Zergling Overture

 

The doctrine was rendered obsolete by the 13th Amendment to the U. S. Constitution, which freed all porn stars. It wasn't revised until after a panty raid of the McDonald's Preschool in 1977 uncovered images of Donald Duck not wearing pants.

 

The Dutch language, also known as , Freaky Deaky Dutch and by its Latin name Gutteralis magna Vomitus is one of the least spoken languages in the world, as well has the most challenging for the human vocal cords. Trying to speak Dutch, while being a non-native Dutchman, may cause muteness, throat cancer and regurgitation of previously eaten food items or, in some cases, vital organs. 83% of the people trying to learn Dutch, die before mastering the language, the surviving 17% soon finds out they have to live in the Netherlands, or (if they're lucky) Belgium to be able to have a conversation in Dutch.

Oddly enough, Dutch is actually exactly the same as English, only spoken with a very strange accent. To learn Dutch is very easy - one is simply required to catch a cold, then fill one's mouth with marshmallows and digestive biscuits, and to speak normally. For example, if you use this technique and then attempt to say, "Good morning, kind sir. I would like to spend the day in your fine coffee shop with a fat bag of your best skunkweed, please," you will hear a sound something like "rmgghh fhhdf fghh dygh. Yh fghred fhjk fo schprunddh tfg fgsh fghfjh sdjh dfsd khjfffy dfgh etdg df sdjhsdjh jfhg df fhgfjh wedg sjghnfrofd fdghdfhggh." The Dutch proprietor of the said coffee shop will understand this perfectly and furnish you with the wares requested. What's more, he will be so impressed with your cunning lingual skills, he'll give you a discount on the price (unfortunately, the next time you come, and you will come, he will ask you twice the price) For more details on the Dutch language see Dutch_grammar

 

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Euro coinage has slightly different designs in each country it is used in. While all share the same reverse, the obtuse side is custom-designed by the country it is used in:

The Swiss euro is made of chocolate flavoured edible pieces and features a Swiss Army knife cutting a chocolate clock (which is edible)in a bank.
The Scottish euro has a picture of Tony Blair having hot sex with Alex Salmond.
The Irish euro features a leprechaun drinking Guinness and dancing a reel
The Swedish euro depicts the national pastime: suicide.
The greek euro has a pottery urn on it posing the question what's a Greek urn?
the answer of course being 10 euros a week ( 5 more for those dorky looking guys that guard the presidential palace )

The French euro depicts Jean-Jacques Rousseau climbing the Eiffel Tower eating a croissant with cloves of garlic strung around his neck, while wearing a beret and a shirt with black and white horizontal stripes, singing "La Marseillaise", drinking Champagne and throwing rocks at Arab immigrants.
The German euro coins depict the great achievements of the German people.
Copper coins: achievements prior to 1933 - Charlemagne, Luther, Gutenberg
Bronze coins: achievements from 1933-1945, Hitler dancing the two-step with Marx and Engels
Nickel coins: achievements after 1945 - the fall of the Berlin wall, the football team, wiener scnitzels
The Luxembourg coins are blank, because Luxembourg has never achieved anything
The Californian euro has a picture of Gov Arnold Schwarzenegger fondling Janet Reno
The Texan euro nods towards European culture showing Botticelli's "The Birth of Venus", except Venus is being raped by an evil Muslim while George W Bush looks on with rage
The Norwegian euro would make Scandinavia look a lot less like a ***** if it were ever made

 

/me kill drie

 

you are still ignoring me in the chat

 

uncyclopedia is your friend?

 

BUY CARPET FROM AL'S WAREHOUSE! rofl

 

i just made a new body; a male cat-girl(http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cat_gi..._males.2C_how_is_the_population_maintained.3F) from amsterdam(http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Amsterdam)

i now have 29 bodies i can switch at any given time

 

If I were to donate you a new mech', would you consider it a new body?

 

no, but still awesome

 

Then take this Daishi as a gesture of goodwill.

 

did he get banned again?

 

say, erm anyone know what happened , my ban got lifted 5 days early

 

Go emo and do it yourself!

 

Crawliiiiiiiiiiiiiing Innnn Myyyyyy Skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin.

 

theeeeeseeeee wounnnnnndssss theeeeeeey wwwwwwwwwwwwillllllllllllllllll noooooooooooot heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllll

and drie, it wasn't set for 7 days, trust me xD