So...

sex. in a can. Geez, you can't read an answer you typed yourself?

 

*Snap*

Bear trap. On my ankle.

Help.

 

Brt ~_^

 

I'm totally bleeding and getting gangrene.

 

Ouch.

 

Hot. I just happen to be a Gangreneophile. Though that blood is pretty icky.

 

*Vomits and drags himself around helplessly*

 

Tell you what. I'll take all the blood, and you take whats left.

 

*Collapses in his own puke and continues bleeding, moaning in a horrifying manner*

 

I find this amusing.

 

*Rolls around, trying to press the bear trap further into his ankle to try and cut off his own foot to get free*

 

*sneaks up and latches another bear trap onto willies other foot.

Mwuhahaha

 

I came.

 

I know, I was there.

 

...OK

 

srry about the bear trap wull, Lenga forgot to remove it after the battle against the bear army

 

Oh shi...

 

Move into the twenty first century sometime