[SC2F] BlizzCon Tickets Contest!

Why havent the Protoss and Terrans resolved their differences over a light cake and tea with the Overmind?

Because that would be ABZERG!

(abzerg, instead of absurd, as in contrary to reason), also

Your moma's so fat the Ultralisk tried to mate with her

 

...these are meant to be rapid-fire, and so a single joke...


What do you get when you cross a Firebat in a Bunker with a Zergling?
A PAINling!

What do you get when you cross a Marine in a Bunker with a Zergling?
A SLAINling!

What do you get when you cross a Medic in a Bunker with a Zergling?
Owned!!!

 

The Protoss Scout.

 

Yo mommas so fat it took TWO Arbiters to recall her!

I can't begin to tell you how sad it makes me that you ACTUALLY submitted this joke. DQ'd

 

Years ago a friend of mine was imprisoned in Korea.

He told me prisoners followed the WCG over a radio. When the SC:BW final commenced - guards discovered, and took the radio.

Hours later - still not knowing results - a new prisoner arrived. Everyone asked him about the final. sAviOr answered: " I lost."

 

If your a StarCraft "God" you are considered Korean, even if you live in Africa.

 

Why do the marines make fun of Jim Raynor?


Because Kerrigan won't let him past first tier!

 

Whats the biggest difference between a christian and a starcraft fan?

A christian has to die to experience heaven. A starcraft fan only has to visit Korea. <~ my submission

 

here's a good one

Traitor Protoss and Human

Protoss:HaH Ruk Dak Roy

Human:I don't freaking talk protoss

Protoss:God Gar Paw

Human:Well I going away

Protoss:Yuk Kai Tor Rax Banana

Human:Yeah Yeah You no mouth alien

Walking Away.........Then Sliped on a Banana

 

Chuck Norris once had sex in a goliath with a cheap prostitute. A drop of his semen got onto the seat and that goliath is now known as a Thor.

 

Raynor: we fight for Mankind.
Raynor: we fight within the Abyss.
Raynor: we use our Rage against all.
Raynor: we instigate fear to the masses.
Raynor: we Never back down.
Raynor: we will Earn our freedom.
Raynor: FOR THE LAST DAMN TIME WE DO NOT spoon. >=\
Marines.
- Jim Raynor

 

<Group of Bunkered Marines>
Marine 1: ****ing Zerglings are the dumbest ****s i ever seen.
Marine 2 : Were more likely to die by drowning in there corpses before they ever take this bunker down.
Marine 3: Damn must of taken a bad stim them lings look green.

--End Transmission--

Discovery of Banglings.

 

The receptionist tells the doctor, "A Dark Templar is here to see you."

The doctor replies, "I can't see him right now."

 

Person A: Whats your name?
Person B: its Raynor Jim
Person A: So its not Ray or Jim?

 

DQ'd

 

I heard your mother takes full damage from explosive attacks.

 

They say we will serve our life sentence in a fraction of the time, we fight for glory. They say we will defend the universe and protect earth and gain our freedom again.

What they don't tell you is fighting hordes of insect beasts that ravage and destroy, murderous aliens which come out of the shadows to impale you and..

your welded into a tin can with a hose in your rear..

Testimonial Marine #133424042

 

When asked about the state of the US economy President Obama stated, "Not enough minerals..." futhermore, when asked what his administration was doing to combat the issue, he simply stated, "We must construct additional pylons".

 

Why didn't the high templar storm the cracklings? He wanted to save up for hallucinations.

 

(in the battle beside a small hill)
Colossus:I shud steeeep fowad to have a peek …
Zealot：Hold on, got an umbrella?