Random RPG Quotes

"You dare bring the warmth of life into my tomb? Prepare yourself, mortal, to serve me for all eternity!" - Leoric, the Skeleton King.

 

Hey! Come back! You're spoiling my quota!
Seraphim from Sacred. Some of the lines in that game were funny.

 

Ah shame I've only played it in Polish

"I can see what you see not.
Vision milky, then eyes rot.
When you turn they will be gone,
Whispering their hidden song.
Then you see what cannot be,
Shadows move where light should be.
Out of darkness, out of mind,
Cast down into the Halls of the Blind."
Diablo, duh

 

"Can't we all just get along?"
"This wasn't in my contract!"
Warlock's first summoned creature... can't remember it's name, World of Warcraft

 

"NO! DON'T DO IT!"
"Fool! You have just ensured the doom of this world. You must go to the temple of light in the eastern city of Kurast there you will find the gate to hell open before you. You must find the courage to step through that gate Marius. Take the soulstone to the Hellforge where it will be destroyed. Now run. Take the stone and run!"

Tyreal - Diablo 2, one of my favorite speeches.

 

"Tyreal was a fool to have trusted me! You see, it was I who told Diablo and his brothers about the soulstones, and how to corrupt them. It was I who helped the Prime Evils mastermind their own exile to your world. The plan we set in motion so long ago cannot be stopped by any mortal agency. Hell, itself, is poised to spill forth into your world like a tidal wave of blood and nightmares. You and all your kind... are doomed."

 

Badgers? BADGERS!? We don't need no stinkin' badgers.

 

"Beyond the Hall of Heroes lies the Chamber of Bone. Eternal death awaits any who would seek to steal the treasures secured within this room. So speaks the Lord of Terror, and so it is written."

 

"There are many foes here..."