Praetor Fenix's Free Wisdom and Humour!!

^ good one

Always liked Albert.

 

alcohol might be man's biggest enemy, but the bible says: love your enemy.
-frank sinatra

 

however, it does not say drink your enemy.
because then all christians would be vampires :O
and we have quite enough of those running around =_=''

 

Cause everyone knows a good Christian's worst enemy is....blood?

What?

Hell, in my religion, we drink water cause it's representative of the Blood of Christ, so...

What?

 

yeah, s'what i meant. eon and i decided all Christians are vampires. and a lot of other religions as well.

 

But they don't really drink blood. They drink wine instead

 

Kurai.

Blood isn't a Christian's worst enemy.

Even if they're all vampires.

Then it would be their best friend.

Your logic. it does not work.

 

i meant people are enemies. it does not say drink those people (hence blood drinking), which would make them vamps.
meee, we believe wine is the blood =P


Phoe, your eyes, they do not wurk.

 

Uhhhh

Looks pretty spelled out to me.

And people aren't Christian's enemies either, in the same way that chickens aren't KFC's enemy.

 

yes they are

 

Hey fenix, when are you going to enlighten us with some new free wisdom? It's been quite a while since we got some.

 

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
- Anthony Burgess

 

That makes you feel so good, but it also sounds a bit depressing. It reminds me of my first girlfriend...

 

You go into edit and click delete.

 

Can I has google gadget?

 

Sure