Picking up women with Starcraft knowledge!!

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says the medic, who continued: "Sir, i have already checked you out."

 

Hey did you really use Starcraft lines on that girl?

And is that really a picture of you?

 

yes it is really me, no i didnt use starcraft lines, mostly because i highly doubt many germans know starcraft. Karneval got brought up so i thought it would be kinda on topic.

 

but u still got p**sy? dam good on ya! =]

 

"Is that Hydralisk in your pocket? Or did you shoot a spine in my face because you were happy to see me?"

"Hey baby, your lurker is hawt, wanna rub my Ultralisks Chintonous plating?"

"Hey there hawt stuff. My Zealot is not wearing pants, want to see his pylon warp in?"

 

omg, lolz

 

"Hey baby, when I first saw you, all my scourge imploded!"

"Hey hot babe, can I uncloak your dress?"

"Mind if I irridiate your cocooned mutalisk?

"You are so beautiful that I want to cast lockdown on your heart and nuke your hatchery!"

 

LOL...man this is a nice one... =]

 

Haha, "Hey baby, when I first saw you, all my scourge imploded!" is better.

 

hey you! You must be a pile of ultralisk bones cuz baby, i dig you!!!

 

And that's why you shouldn't say: Its a Zergling [insert name here], smaller type of Zerg.

 

hmmm. i wonder of sites with girls ever have ways to pick up guys with girl talk forums xD

 

Rofl.

 

Wow, these are freaking funny, but I doubt they would work on the girls where I live around. And who says there are no girls on THIS forum?

 

kuraikazo is the only girl frequent poster around here

 

i think kurai is the ONLY girl here..... i could be wrong tho

 

Roses are red
violets are blue
my life is for aiur
but my heart is for you

 

Let's do some role-playing. I'll be the zergling...you'll be the Nydus Canal...and I'll hide inside you...

 

"hey baby, wanna see the steelix in my pants?"
(oh sh*t, wrong place)

 

As a mod this topic makes me groan to look at.... Try and be a little bit more creative please.