Most Noobish thing I've ever seen or done

The most noobish thing I've seen on multiplayer was,

In a 1v1 game. I was Zerg and my enemy was Protoss
then I typed "Nuclear launch detected" as a message.
He left the game as soon as he saw the message.........................

 

ROFL!!! thats priceless! My noobish thing was when i was playing on mulyplayer as terran, i was going for nukes, but didnt know how to use gass or how to harvest it!, So i though that the command center had to lift up and "Sit" on the gaser but it didnt work. But wile i was figuring out how it worked the guy attacked me. With ultras and other ground units, SO my comand center flew over to his base and was floating on the water by his base till he gave up looking for me and left.

 

I remember it well...it was a dark and stormy night. Not really, but it was a 3v3 match, me and two friends versus 3 of Blizzard's evil AI's. I started out on a platform that couldnt be reached by ground troops. My friend ryan only made a couple sunken colony's as defense, and was soon in danger of being overrun....a few minutes later, just as 8 of my mutalisks rushed in for a grand rescue, I found that he was completely abandoning his base to try to jack our other ally's minerals and space! >.<

 

I got zerg rushed and I had no photon cannons, ugh.

 

Well the most noobish thing ive seen was when i was playing over b.net and my wireless keyboard died and i didnt relize it... well you can figure out the rest yourself ;D

 

Lol, that happened to me once, except it was while I was playing Counter-Strike, and it happened to my keyboard and my mouse. WTF??? Why can't I move! Someone's f***ing hacking me!

 

Pfft. Yeah you guys recovered from your mistakes... i'm still a slow military builder. Always have been. I'm trying to speed up my military. I lose against people who make military real fast.. to me anyway. I'm getting better at it, but still slow builder. .... thats like i why protoss better than terran or zerg. don't require many units to be destructive.

 

I once played a guy whose username was ALT + F4...

fell for it. :-[

 

Once on Battlenet, someone kept trying to type in the cheats. I kept telling him that they wouldn't work because it's BATTLENET! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?!?! So then, finally, after typing in most of them, he said something like "y wont cheatz work??!"

*palms forehead*

 

Actually that happened to me one time.

I'm playing a TvT game so I'm expecting this to be a tough game when I see in the bottom right corner...
operation cwal
show me the money
Then he says: GG noob.

By the time I'm starting to make Siege Tanks I go to attack with 20ish Marines. I go to his base and he only has 6...
Then when I'm firing at his Command Center, the only thing left, he calls me a hacker and leaves.

 

hahah... that happens to me a lot, except i press the talk button and i dont realize it. so everything i do on my keyboard won't work. later i realize and when i press enter i say something like "wasdbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbwtfwtf"... everyone laughs at me later .

 

The very first time i played, i built carriers without interceptors, then realized I had left 1 whole side of my base undefended! I got killed by a large group of dragoons.

 

The first time I played, I didnt know how to control the units. I left clicked and left clicked, but they just wouldn't move. Then, by some miraculous accident, I right clicked and they ACTUALLY MOVED!

Anyway, then I got along quite well (with cheats)... and massed carriers (since they were the most expensive, so must have been the strongest)... and attacked the opponent's base... without interceptors... I stopped playing protoss for a while after that...

 

the most noobish thing I ever saw was, once i was playing 8 player free for all. and i told everyone that i was allied with them and not to attack me. then i mass produced ghosts, command centers and nukes. Then i proceeded to take everyone out one at a time. it was so fricken funny. i laughed so hard and mocked them all. it was awesome!

 

i once played someone who manage to get 10 lurkers pretty fast and i was like "oh shit" but then he charged his lurkers towards my army and they just kept going and never burrowed, i laughed so hard as my army slaughtered them all

 

there was this one time on a triple threat match, i was protoss and my other two opponents we're protoss and zerg and the other one like made so much lurkers and burrowed it all right in the middle of big game hunters map. i sent 2 DT's to kill them along with an observer and i slaughtered more than half of the lurkers and i thought in my mind "what the hell is this guys doing?" and the other opponent attacked the middle with lots of dragoons with no observers and when he past at the center of the map, the lurkers killed them real hard. but instead of the guys, using the protoss, just retreat, he made his dragoons walk in random directions at the center trying to kill a lurker out of the burrow.

that game was so pathetic and i got an easy win. ;D

 

i was playing yesterday and it was 1v1. about 5 min into it i told the other guy that i had 50 ultralisks and they were on their way he sent all his units at me including his scvs. he sent them right in front of my bunkers and they just sat there as i killed them all

 

^You were playing terran and you told him you had ultras?

 

yeah and he believed me and sent everthing at me

 

I was playing Zerg for the first time with my brother and I thought the Zerglings were like the ultimate unit in bunches, so I made around 300 or so and attacked my brother, turns out he somehow found out and made a two-layer wall with one marine and three firebats on the first layer and ghosts on the second layer. It looked really cool and really sad at the same time, haha.