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The Rules of Super Robot Anime

Gar and You

1) Courage can turn 0% into 100%
2) Guts and hard work can do anything
3) Belief can overcome anything or anyone
4) If you're badass enough, you don't need air to breath
5) If you're hot-blooded enough, no one can stand in your way
6) If you DO lose to an enemy, that just means he'll be offed even more violently when you take your revenge

Love and You

7) If there's one thing that is strong than courage, it is love... And after that, Volvonium
8) If a female character acts like a ***** to the hero, she secretly wants his cock
9) The Hero will always be oblivious to his love interest's feelings until the final five episodes
10) When forced to choose between the universe and the woman you love, choose both and have the courage to back it up
11) Every martial art can be critically enhanced with the power of LOVE-LOVE

Offense

12) Martial Arts can beat advanced technology any day of the week
13) Your punch has infinite reach
14) Sometimes you can punch your enemy into other dimensions
15) In fact, you can punch anything back... Even black holes.
16) Name your attacks and shout them every time you use them. They're stronger that way.
17) Fists, Hammers, Drills, Claws, Spears, and Swords are far more powerful than guns could ever be
18) If you're many enough, you can bring a sword to a gunfight, and still kick ass.
19) In fact, if you're awesome enough, you can just make up any attack you like and your Mech will be able to execute it... No problem!
20) No ones care if an attack isn't physically possible, as long as it LOOKS awesome
21) Galaxies make great throwing stars.
22) When in doubt, rip off a body part and throw it at your enemy.

Defense

23) A good scream is as good as a shield. BETTER EVEN.
24) Why dodge when you have a shield?
25) Why have a shield when you can dodge?
26) Why dodge or have a shield when you control the plot device?
27) Experience is no substitute for a BURNING HEART.
28) Experience combined with a BURNING HEART is even better.
29) Experience + BURNING HEART + Plot Device trumps all

GATTAI

30) Combination ( Also known as Gattai ) with other Mechs to form one superior unit lets you have an orgasm of unbelievable height.
31) A Mech can always combine with another Mech. ALWAYS.
32) A Mech formed through Gattai will usually end up larger than it's component Mechs.
33) You will NEVER be attacked while you are combining.
34) Villains might kill your family in front of you,but they aren't rude enough to attack you while you are combining.
35) If you ARE indeed attacked while combining, there will be an enormous energy field to protect you.
36) Either that, or time will stop completely.
37) Every combination fails once, maybe twice.
38) Beware the red light in your mind, it will undo your combination.

Clothes

39) Wardrobe? Who needs to dress practically when they pilot giant Mecha?
40) Glasses are for analyzing.
41) Glasses make anything more awesome.
42) So does a scarf, Ninja mesh, head crest, or a cape.
43) It doesn't matter if it's your or your Mecha, Capes are not only awesome, they're a necessity.

Colour

44) If it's green and glows, it is the source of incredible power, raw evolution, great destruction, or all three at once.
45) If it's red and has a commander antenna, it's three times faster.
46) If it's orange, it will be destroyed soon.
47) If it's gold, you're ****ed.

Crew, Friends, Etc.

48) Friends = Power Ups. Have as many as you can at all times.
49) The colder your comrades act towards you, the closer they'll become by the end.
50) Your team of Mech pilots is more important than a lover.
51) If your enemy has, like, a thousand units, and your team is just four, that's all you need.
52) A captain capable of commanding his troops well ( See: Slapping the fail out of them ) is essential to any Mech Team's success.
53) The Mechanic is ALWAYS trying to upgrade.
54) The Mechanic is often hot and female.
55) Or a genius kid.
56) Or both.
57) Or a crazy old man.
58) If you have a beloved mentor, expect to see him to betray you, or die. Or both.
59) There is always a traitor. On both sides.
60) Nothing changes the course of battle more than a secondary good guy dying ( Preferably in a heroic manner ).
61) If you start learning a lot of information about a member of your team you barely knew, get your funeral attire ready.
62) Your personal power is directly proportional to the number of your dead friends that were named in your mind.

Music.

63) When the Opera score kicks in, say goodbye to a dear friend/close comrade/love interest
64) When your show's opening theme song starts to play, your enemies are ****ed.
65) In fact, you'll probably develop some sort of ass-kicking theme during the course of your show.


Miscellaneous.

66) G is the most superior letter of the alphabet.
67) Red and Black is the most superior paint scheme.
68) Bikinis are NOT beamproof.
69) Never witness too much.
70) You must not run away.
71) Make everyone listen to your song.
72) Everything can be interr-TROMBE!
73) Anti-Fortress cannons can't hurt you if you're not a fortress.
74) Even if you get your head blown off in outer space by an Anti-Fortress Cannon, you'll probably come back in the sequel.
75) 8:52 - Someone will die or something awesome will happen.
76) Mechs never need keys. Either they aren't stolen or it is necessary that they are stolen.
77) HUDs can turn FABULOUS and break apart when a certain amount of spirit is met.
78) As the design of your Mech approaches human, the probability that it's your mom approaches one
79) Your dad is/was an asshole. NO EXCEPTIONS.
80) Past - 8, Future +10
81) You can fit a Mech inside anything. Even the Statue of Liberty.
82) It doesn't matter how you perform, they will FUND IT.
83) The Laws of Physics can kindly go **** themselves.
84) Pressing all the buttons leads to instant victory.
85) The hottest chicks are always crazy.
86) YOU dig Giant Robots
87) I dig Giant Robots
88) WE dig Giant Robots
89) CHICKS dig Giant Robots
90) NICE!

 

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Don't screw with vampires

 

THIS

 

As above^

No matter the situation, there's always time and equipement to pre-record your speech

 

Haha, Meee. True that. How many times does that happen, anyway? Also, I found it kind of ridiculous, Schneizel's dialogue panned out with Lelouch's FAR too perfectly.
Then again, Lulu is a crafty mother****er, and knows thine enemy.

 

Not too much, but that one with Schneizel and in Babel Tower were quite a stretch.

Spoiler

He just got his memory back, took his time to find out what's going on and lead the escape. When. When?!

Also, when all your comrades turn against you, you can always count on people you actually treated like puppets.

 

If you're an attractive, female Mecha pilot, and are not the protagonist, antagonist, love interest, or essential to the plot? You will die. Get those fingers on your eject sequence, baby.

If you're a generic Male Mecha pilot? We won't even know you've gone.

 

The way you get hit will disable your eject button, or blow you up instantly anyway

 

Or, you just stare at your screen like an idiot while it glows white hot, before exploding in your face and ending you.



Wat...

 

Spoiler

Shirley died, and she was a love interest.

 

But she wasn't a Mech pilot. Therefor, expendable.
As evil as that sounds D:

OH GOD IT MAKES ME CRY.
Also: Spoiler tag that ****.

 

Also, she was a school friend. Most school friends that don't get super powers along the way get ditched by the first half, it's surprising some of them were still around in the end.

 

Dude. Rivalz didn't go... Anywhere. He was Lulu's best friend, and then, BANGLOL GEASS, kicked to the curb. Poor Rivalz. He didn't even officially get in Millay's skirt. D:

 

Officially, I bet there was a little side action. Also, I have heard rumors of an alternate ending.

 

Heh. I've got a few Fan Comic pages, depicting an alternate ending, in which C.C. sacrifices herself to save Lulu, and then gives him the power of Geass. So they seal his ass away in the big bubble container C.C. was in at the beginning of Season 1, and they ressurect him a few hundred years later.

 

Yep, thats the one.

http://pics.livejournal.com/torahellion/pic/0000q690

If you guys are interested.

 

woo, fake ending,


also this thread is now: WHAT WE LEARNED FROM CODE GEASS
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That Vikings are the cooler mechs.