lessons from anime series

even if you're bleeding out, if there is something you must do/someone you have to save, you can do it, only to drop dead the instant you do it.

 

Bandages heal everything.

 

Going Fusion ends up with 2 limbs instead of the expected 4

 

The more hair you have, the stronger you are.

 

15 minutes is not a definite amount of time.

The learning curve on mecha has a negative slope. Children who have never seen the inside of one can pilot better than seasoned veterans

 

yeah duhhh, children are smarter

 

scientists are either resentful of their work or completely obsessive about it

 

when the main character gets pissed off...or wateva..their eye colour changes and they become really really really superly powerful...

 

alchemists are awesome

 

mechas are always used as weapons. no exception

 

If you have a Male lead character, he is either ****ing ridiculously Macho ( See Guts from Berserk ), nothing but a dumbass child ( See Naruto, Monkey D. Luffy ), or he is FAAAAAABULOUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS ( See Lelouch from Code Geass )

 

all women are either in love with a male character or all have no interest in him.

 

The girls who are already angry and mean are never the ones to go bat**** insane and commit murder sprees. Avoid the Moe.

 

When in doubt,go for it. Of you fail it will give another hero the strength, through vengeance, to carry on. though the good guys always tell the bad guys that vengeance is wrong.

Hence; it is okay for the good guy to be a hypocrite because they are good and obviously everything they do, even if it's bad, is acceptable.

 

When a hero is in a dire situation, the villain will always take some time to gloat or reveal their plan.
Swords (or other bladed weapons) can cut cars in half.
Machine guns always create a ring of glowing sparks around important characters' feet, but never actually hit.
Swords can cut full-sized battleships in half.
Large groups attack one or two at a time.

 

Swords (or other bladed weapons) can cut cars in half from any distance
fixd

 

Dark Ages style weapons are always equivalent if not stronger than any modern weapons, as well as having an inverse mass to weight ratio.

 

People never have to eat or go to the bathroom or bathe, except when it is meaningful to the plot

 

Steam will always be present if nudity is involved. Or, glare from the sun.

 

whenever something even remotely bad happens, the woman character will scream, and chances are, the main character will end up seeing her naked/exposed, where she will promptly smack him upside the head or otherwise beat him despite the fact it's her fault for being such a sissy.


wdit: ALSO weapons are always hella big and take no effort to carry