I give out free swimming lessons on my sig

it would be just a photo with two eyes crying

for example


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l l l l
l l l l
l l ... l l

 

Well I WANNA PUT UR NAME ON THE DEATH NOTE!!!! ^_^ jk your kewl

 

*shows you a death note*

May I please have your autograph?

 

I'll put my name on it.....wait....this won't kill me will it?

No, I refuse to give in to your tempting ideas and will never write my name in your book. Can you sign this strange, blank book I found in the street?

 

sure i will!

i AM quite famous, you know

 

I'll sign any black note book but I want your autograph first. Oh and I write really slow so it might take oh... around 1 minute or so before I"m done.

P.S. Eon your new avay is stroken me out.