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his majesty's grand junk...

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Oct 17, 2010.

his majesty's grand junk...

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Oct 17, 2010.

  1. Takaim

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    -Runs back in covered in the deseased actresses blood.- I'll offend the Gods. -Reaches into his pants.-

    And Starcraft was born.
     
  2. EatMeReturns

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    ...I can't get a !@#$ internet signal through the obsidian...
     
  3. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    *uses a couple of lava buckets on top of the obsidian fortress*
     
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  4. Takaim

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    Nuclear Launch Detected!​
     
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    *uses a water bucket*
     
  6. Takaim

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    Tune in next time to see the exciting conclusion! Will the nuke kill everyone? Probably. You'll just have to wait and see in next weeks... HIS MAJESTY'S GRAND JUNK!!!
     
  7. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    previously on HIS MAJESTY'S GRAND JUNK:

    *clip-show of the zoidbergkin invasion and the attack on the planet which somehow turned out to be EMR's instead of slaanesh's*

    and now the conclusion.




    So, anyone up for just flying away and getting to some other story? I heard of a planet called Om-R-O where men have not been seen for 12 years.
     
  8. Takaim

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    *Screen jumped over to Takai whom has the ship powered up and half a minute away from launch.*

    HURRY UP DAMMIT!
     
  9. EatMeReturns

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    I'm with you guys. *mines all the obsidian and stores it on the ship*
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    Can we use the obsidian as ammunition?
     
  11. Takaim

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    I dunno, let's see. -Hurls a chunk of obsidian at Eat.-
     
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    This one time, I forgot I knew people on the internet. Also, I get 100% dodge chance because I wasn't here.
     
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    *The piece flys past Eat and cracks the next person's skull open.*

    D: I missed you. Was all pissed cus I gave you my info and you never responded to the thread. lol
     
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    I've been busy with rainmeter and girlfriend, in ascending order of importance.
     
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    Oh I feel ya, been busy too with video games, sleeping, eating, not doing work, and my girlfriend as well. Also in ascending order of importance. xD
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    Guys, we just got a message from some odd bureau. says they'll take us out of the air unless we do a storyline about drug abuse.



    Of course, I am gonna interpret the moral as 'drugs are OK, as long as you keep to the weak **** and don't use too much'
     
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    boosters yo
     
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    Today boys and girls we are going to learn about the do and don't of drugs. Drugs can be very dangerous, so you need to use them wiseley, or not at all. Something like weed can slow down your motor skills andmake you crash your dad's 1,345,200 dollar space ship into an astroid.... But if you take something like this... *Stim packs himself.* Ah..that's the.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S OVER 9000!!!! *Round house kicks Eat in the face and sprints head first into the wall making a sizeable dent with a bit of blood in it. After falling to the ground for a moment suddenly he exploded off the floor and picked up a huge chunk of obsidian and hurled it at the camera man knocking him out and sending the camera to the floor. The sounds of him running around screaming and going insane could be heard in the back ground. Moments later the air lock could be heard and from the angle of the fallen camera the viewers could see him outside in space flailing around in his space suit.*
     
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    And that is where the term "All stimmed up, but nothing to shoot" came from, children.
     
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    *Suddenly stops moving for a long few moments.*................................*Starts flailing around like a mad man again.*