his majesty's grand junk.

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his majesty's grand junk.

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Apr 17, 2010.

  1. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    So I've solved the problem by hooking cows up to the engine to get the timeflow working again.

    In the meanwhile, Zoidberg broke into our storage room and fertilized all our caviar.
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    how to get rid of the zoidborg/sturgeon roe hybrids?
     
  2. Kaaraa

    Kaaraa Space Junkie

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    Boil the caviar?
     
  3. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    the caviar has already started hatching. And is spread over 1.3% of our storage rooms. Which, together, are about the same size total as the moon.
     
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    Kaaraa Space Junkie

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    Boil the hatchlings? (It is the best way to kill a lobster, after all)
     
  5. Gforce

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    Vent the storage area with a high concentration of nerve gas, that should do the buggers in.
     
  6. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    ok guys, closing all doors, releasing nerve gas.

    Tip for all: don't go to roller-disco#17, it is currently also flooded with nerve gas
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    well, the zoidbergiar have horrendously died, their screams damaging our very souls. On a completely unrelated note: our kitchens have a new kind of luxury food; sturgeon roe-space lobster hybrid.

    In the meanwhile, we face our greatest crisis yet. WE ARE OUT OF BOTH VODKA AND RUM! AND THE GROG AND WHISKEY SUPPLIES ARE RUNNING LOW! Normally, I'd take us past our planetary storage facility on vulcan. But, as you all know, vulcan recently went KABLOOOOIE!(our beverages did contribute significantly to the size of the explosion).
    So, anyone know where we can get new drinks?


    (also, I found it rather impressive that this forum drank the contents of the more than 4000 bars on this ship.
     
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    Hai guise! I'm back from my molotov coctail spree tri....aaand I think I'll be on my way to my quarters...
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    Maybe we should raid hawaii again. They got lots o drinks there.
     
  10. EatMeReturns

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    Restaurant at the end of the universe?
     
  11. Gforce

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    I say we raid germany! plenty of mind numbing refreshness there.
     
  12. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    We still have quite a lot of beer left, so I don't think germany has what interests us.


    the restaurant at the end of the universe is a good idea.


    ENSIGN! is our ship apocalypse-proof?
     
  13. EatMeReturns

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    ^ Irrelevant. I actually payed attention and LEARNED my first lesson in time travel while playing sc1.
     
  14. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    I don't think time travel will help us survive the moment the universe dies.

    We need to survive being there long enough to plunder. And kill those annoying little thingies that want to die.
     
  15. EatMeReturns

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    Hmmm. What would happen if we went forward in time PAST the end of the universe?
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    we'd go to the start of a new universe of course. Of course, it would probably have slightly different laws of physics, so it is not advisable.
     
  17. Gforce

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    I have a simple solution, we simply have to create more matter/energy and release it into the universe.
     
  18. EatMeReturns

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    ^ That's so absurd it just might work.
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    So, shall we just steal all the supplies of the restaurant?
     
  20. Gforce

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    Yeah why not, so where shall we raid? I say we hit japan, they got some good food.