his majesty's grand junk.

Who else was working on a genetic monster? I shall look into this personally.

 

seeing as we are us, probably everyone.

 

'cept Meee
I'm trying to find some suckers who'd agree to have all that crap from the lower levels delivered to them.

 

try Tunguska, late june 1908. I heard they needed some warriors to fight off alien attackers there.

 

Since SDS took away all the worries, there are no problems on board our vessel anymore.


oh wait. I forgot to plug in the emergency warning system.


What do 73 blinking red lights mean?

 

Just that you should avoid discos for a while

 

Huh it seems the enignes, life support, shields, tram system, hydroponics, communications, weapons, and power all seem to be failing. DId we fill up on gas at our last stop?

 

I thought it was your turn to do that

 

wait wait wait.

We still use gas? I thought we used spam-powered engines! That's the way I installed them at least. I know we a little less power after the 4chan wars, but youtube and fox news couldn't possibly have stopped having excess spam.

Well, at least without gas, no one can make windbag jokes.
*gets fired upon by a borg cube*

 

You fool! we can't have flame wars without the proper fuel!

*fires drie into space*

 

*throws a lasso around Kaaraa*

there are way better fuels than gas, Baka!

 

The engines are fueled by spam? Then why do we have a giant container of whale oil in the lower levels? I've been making fuel out of that for tha past month and been experimenting with a bit.

 

ooh, do you think its strong enough for a flame war?



wait wait wait

how are we talking? Isn't communications down and our ship as big as a solar system?

 

oh its the cb radio's i implantedi in your skulls when you were asleep.

 

ooh, good thinking ahead of you.

When I get power back online I'll get you a cookie

 

I found out what the problem is guys

I think we have entered an endless recursion of time.

We have entered an endless recursion of time! Spam only flows with time, spam can flow but once, that is why we have no power!

 

My god. Does that mean i can throw the whale oil in the engine and see if it starts?

 

What if we hooked up the main engines to the utters of a few hundred lulcows?

 

Um, the lolcows are kinda dead, yeah it seems my abomination slaughtered most of them.

 

does your abomination have mammaries we can hook up to the engine?

I found out what the problem is guys

I think we have entered an endless recursion of time.

We have entered an endless recursion of time! Spam only flows with time, spam can flow but once, that is why we have no power!