his majesty's grand junk.

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Apr 17, 2010.

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his majesty's grand junk.

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Apr 17, 2010.

  1. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    just to be sure add some stakes
     
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    Will do.
     
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    And steaks.

    I love me a bbq.
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    ooh, thats a great idea.
     
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    well i've completed about half a million combat servitors so far, but there was a slight problem in one of my experimental lab. All you need to know is that it involved a servo skull, a tyranid ripper, and a plasma drive.
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    Okay, seriously, who brought a plot device device on board of our ship? Those things are worth tons of money to Star Trek writers you know!

    Now turn it off. The drowned chick from the ring, a sontaren fleet, an army of spider-man clones, the four horsemen of the apocalypse and the golems castle of the seven deadly sins just arrived. Also some guys from reddit, but i think they got eaten by the credible hulk.
     
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    my god what have i done, i knew i shouldn't have mixed those two genomes together! i've sealed it in the lab, but i dont think the blast doors will hold it for long. Get me a dalek or something down here before it can escape!
     
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    Kaaraa Space Junkie

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    Does anyone have all of the Diablo III Splash Screens?

    what the- thought I was making a new thread. Carry on.
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    the daleks are going your way. As long as they don't meet any zombie-borg, they should be there in 12 minutes.

    Please tell me you gave it anti-zombie innoculation, and nano-neutralizing injections?
     
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    Kaaraa Space Junkie

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    Oh Lord.

    Please tell me you did not use the Velociraptor DNA I put in the office fridge.
     
  12. Gforce

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    Maybe...okay, i may have mixed its dna with that of lictor, i thought i could control for the most awesome spy ever.
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    okay.


    that's it!

    SDS? could you be as kind to deliver me 50 chainsaws with flaming blades and a built-in holy machinegun?

    They are in the usual storage space.
     
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    You'll have 'em by tomorrow morning.

    Meanwhile I'll be over there wondering if combining Xenomorph with a velociraptor makes sense
     
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    Kaaraa Space Junkie

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    I've managed to secure armory 3652-B - I've jury rigged RPC's onto all of the deployable sentry turrets available. If you are currently not wearing a standard-issue pressure suit or said suit is malfunctioning, DO NOT attempt to convene at the armory - the ventilation systems are currently being pumped with enough cyanide (and happiness) to down a bull elephant in under two minutes. You have been warned.
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    well, our bottom levels are still being raped by everything (good news is the zombie borg my little pony vampire halfvelociraptors killed most of the things down there, bad news is he is still there, as are about a million other beings).


    In better news, while Mexico was watching the game, we raided their food supply.
    Victory taco anyone?
     
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    uh, we might have another *slight* problem, my creation escaped through the ventilation system into the next room where it punched a hole in the wall, so we might want to sleep with a few combat servitors in the room. I would suggest about fifty.
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    do you think it can be bought off with nacho's with guacamole? I also known an excellent recipe for tortilla-fillings.

    if not

    *calls the completely stupid 'official' number of 3 million clones in to guard him'
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    So, the plan with the clones worked out fine (cause they protected a planet-sized object, not the galaxy *annoyed look*) and we weren't attacked by any mad scientist experiments. the zombie borg my little pony vampire halfvelociraptors started eating one another, so that problem is solved. We'll keep the final one for research of course. Nothing could possibly go wrong.


    *5 minutes later*


    Red alert! Red Alert! Sith have invaded the ship! repeat: Sith have invaded the ship!
    They have heard we are hiding narwhals on our vessel and have come to exterminate every thing on their path.

    In related news

    Red Alert! Red Alert! Genetic abberation have broke loo.... Red Alert! Red Alert Beings of pure radiation have invaded.

    Sensors detect in incoming missile Yellow alert! Yellow Alert
     
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    I think I'll take a look at that missle thing...