his majesty's grand junk.

well the lance batteries and the gellar fields are fully installed now, though we *might* have a *slight* genestealer infestion in the lower levels.

 

So basically the genestealers have occupied an area with about as much surface as the earth.
Anyone remember to bring a flamethrower?

 

yeah pretty much, though the combat servitors are keeping them pacified for the moment.

 

we don't have combat servitors


in related news: the borg are attacking us as well.
And the cybermen
and the daleks
and some Klikiss robots

 

the borg have infected our supply of my little ponies. Their assimilation into the collective had some pretty hilarious results though.

Now you will be killed by pink cyborgs

 

Lilcutest of 6.

 

wait, if we dont have combat servitors, then what the hell did i send down there?

 

borg, cybermen, daleks and klikiss robots i guess.

 

well then, i guess i could use most of factory lines to start producing some combat servitors, and a couple servo skulls. Also, the 'nid infestion has grown abit worse, i saw a couple bio-titans in level 23563. I think there might be a norn queen down there somewhere.

 

in related news: zombies have just boarded the ship. SCREW YOU RACES WITH ORGANIC SHIPS! YOU'LL DOOM US ALL!

shall we wait with producing robots until the daleks have killed the borg?(I assume Daleks will win, they got way superior technology and a tad of flexibility)

 

i think it would be better if we went in to mass production immediatly. We might need those lower levels again one day.

 

Zombie borg.

Holy ****.

 

Okay, which guy thought it was smart to unleash the zerg cerebrate and queens we had in storage?


This is just getting ridiculous, we have
about a billion genestealers
30 million cybermen
2 million borg
300 daleks
500 klikiss, with 2000 soldier compy protectors(we really don't have to worry about these guys, except that, if infested by the borg, they give them a lot better response software(smart borgs))
1 lich wizard, leading 2 million zombies, and small groups of vampires and skeletons
1000 my little pony borgs
a naked dwarven squadron with a barrel of explosives and a cannon(long story)
1 cerebrate, with 30 queens and 100 overlords, quickly building a base

All but the zerg and klikiss are currently trying to fight past the genestealers so they can get to the upper levels, the undead and cybermen armies met briefly, but the borg have not yet had contact with anyone but genestealers. Klikiss are trying to drill through the floor and Zerg are building a base.

Also, yes, the borg use my little pony as cavalry. You should seriously look at security footage more often. HILARIOUS>

 

how in the hell did even half these get inside? i think we need to hire new security.

 

We thought we hired perfect security.
Turns out Chuck Norris is overrated.

Did I mention the overrated chuck norris borg yet?

 

uhhh, funny coincidence actually. About half of those is registered on my delivery letters... I though only drie ever used SDS so it was fine...

 

The american government asked me to create a few jobs, okay! You know a better way then to make em deliver bio-cybernetic beings within a giant spaceship?

 

well... deliver em anywhere else?

But 'scool, I could also deliver some divine punishment upon those undead if you want. Torches are optional, but fire is not

 

Or i could use them as ammo. At the klikiss of course, the others would just assimilate them.

Well then, my dear, awesome, Struggle delivery service, deliver some vials of fire, fire, fire, fire and fire for me please. location: up theirs.

 

I think we might be short on vials. Will just fire be good?