his majesty's grand junk.

Neutron is actually what I was going for.

Neuron are the synapses in your brain aren't they?

Also, we need one of these.

Which one you ask?

All of them.

 

Correct.

hm...Perhaps an array of smaller (temp-) BAN weapons dotting the ship, with a few big ones...

 

No.
I want an option to call the ship "Shut up drie"

 

if a mod could do that that would be nice

 

Maybe we should have a titan cathederal bay, just in case. You never know, when you're going to need god machines of war.

 

can't we just drop hormone bombs? We will kill our enemies with overpopulation after destroying their rubber, latex and goat bladder import

 

no, god machines of war are alot more fun. I mean who doesn't want to pilot a titan crushing everything under his mighty mechanical legs.

 

Me.

 

well, then you must be quite boring.

 

Not really.

I'm just not a huge mech fan is all.

 

the only mechs that are epic enough, wouldn't fit even in the grand junk

 

Add two "e"s here and Phoe's last couple posts are still true.

 

of course they would fit, who uses warhounds anyway, we need imperitors and maybe a few reavors.

 

Thor and Terratron aren't epic enough?

 

blagh, whatever you say.

Load up some Thors. And someone get me a temporal portal to the 1st of april for a terratron!

 

I'm currently requisistioning a Warlord titan, that should be enough to kill everything we need it to.

 

well, 4chan has been downed by an army of terratrons. It was epic, if only I had remembered to tape it we would have made millions in sales. In their last dying moments, the /b/ revealed their masters to be demons(who'd have thought ) and opened a portal to hell. Luckily hell does not have energy shields or long ranged weaponry. Eat liquid fire, Diablo!
Aquaman also declared war on us, cause I didn't want to go on a date with him. Baal is still around in the icy north, trying to avenge his brothers(also something about a worldstone, but I am pretty sure that won't effect anything). And then there are some undead lich gods breaking free from the other hell, but as long as no one in the universe has organic ships we should be save.

 

as for some good news: we now have the italian cooking guild enslaved.

anyone want a pizza quatre formagi with a gelato grande as dessert?

 

you lost Meee at formagi

 

pizza with four kinds of cheese(or 5 in some interpretations, with 1 serving as a base cheese) and gelato grande=big icecream