general battle thread

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general battle thread

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Apr 5, 2008.

  1. darkone

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    It auto-corrects it's aim every nano-second. So good luck keeping out of it's sights.
     
    darkone, Jul 19, 2011
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    I float at like 1/2 a mile per hour. So whatever.
     
    EatMeReturns, Jul 19, 2011
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    *uses a quick air decompression to disable the flotation capabilities of the entire globe*
     
    ijffdrie, Jul 19, 2011
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    Nice
     
    darkone, Jul 19, 2011
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    You clearly didn't pay attention when I described my pink floaty crown. *floats away*
     
    EatMeReturns, Jul 19, 2011
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    *disengages the mainframe of the floral photon-spectrum using a mass-energy neuro-enhancement application*
     
    ijffdrie, Jul 19, 2011
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    Lol, drie really wants to see EMR get mega stabbed in the face
     
    darkone, Jul 19, 2011
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    *pops out of existence, re-existing at my super-secret hidden deep-space outpost, leaving only a swarm of angry bubblegum bees behind*
     
    EatMeReturns, Jul 19, 2011
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    *dissolves the nano-communication flow between the bubble-gum bees' coherence grid*
     
    ijffdrie, Jul 19, 2011
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    *forgot to mention that it has anti-un-existing powers*
     
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    *uses the warp flow of the main reactor to create a surplus energy field, disabling all non-existent devices*
     
    ijffdrie, Jul 19, 2011
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    In any event, I ended up deep-space somewhere. If your method for anti-un-existence involve causing un-existence to un-exist, I would have been sucked through the logic loop and shot out like a cannon toward the ends of the universe. Which means there should be a restaurant around here somewhere...
     
    EatMeReturns, Jul 19, 2011
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    *puts on a big smile*

    Welcome to Shenanigians!!!
     
    darkone, Jul 19, 2011
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    and then it turns out the restaurant at the end of the universe was a hooters. Because dumb ideas never die.
     
    ijffdrie, Jul 19, 2011
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    Woooo! :D :D :D *has a nice evening at hooters*
     
    EatMeReturns, Jul 19, 2011
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    All of the girls have copies of the machine I made in their bras.
     
    darkone, Jul 20, 2011
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    *hijacks one of the other customer's spaceships and flies away*
     
    EatMeReturns, Jul 20, 2011
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    THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ALL SHIPS. TARGET THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.




    nice knowing everyone.



    FIRE!
     
    ijffdrie, Jul 21, 2011
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    THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ALL SHIPS. TARGET THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.




    nice knowing everyone.



    FIRE!
     
    ijffdrie, Jul 21, 2011
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    *giggles profusely and activates the infinite improbability drive*
     
    EatMeReturns, Jul 21, 2011
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