Gears of War 2

Huh? For me, in the time it takes for a boomers cluster to leave the barrel and land, (about .4 seconds) is all the time it takes for a Grinder to kill you.

 

ANYWAYS.

I heard some more profanity sputtered by Marcus on a failed reload today, but I haven't heard:

"GOD DAMN SON OF A *****!"

Before, and prompty burst out laughing.

 

Come to Pap-BLEGHWURMS.

 

He says that every once in a while.

I like it when you play as Dom, as I do most of the time, and get a headshot with a perfect longshot round. He then responds in three ways, "' Sup *****es?", "How could a mother love a face like that?", "Oo, thats gotta hurt."

The first is my favorite.

 

"Sorry about the face!"

- Damon Baird, headshot.

 

Never played as Baird.

 

:<

And I got the Baird figurine... he looks like 20 years older.

But I've come to accept it, and he's proudly up there with Delta on my shelf now.

 

He is annoying sometimes, very cocky that one.

 

It's weird because at first I hated him, and now I love playing him.

Odd stuff, but I think I know why.

I always like the funny guys, so to have him be funny in his smartass way...

 

Like two assholes on their first date.

Personally, I can't stand Baird most of the time. Probably because he has the whole goggles and bleach blonde hair going on, a la Powerman 5000 Spider One ( Or Michael Cummings ). Personally, Marcus was my favourite, because he's the epitome of GRIMDARK, but he doesn't lack a sense of humour and obviously feels for Delta Squad.

Willy, you should post your Figurines in the Hobbies/Collections/Obsessions thread. And make it professional, like moi.

 

"Oh mommy, don't let the bad man hurt me, **** you."

*Rip*

"There, one muzzled queen, not you though, you were great, exspecaily with that ***** ass stuff."

Rofllmaool

 

"Phew, it's darker than a rat's ass in here! Let me light up Betty's titties."

 

...Srs? Dizzy says that? I love him suddenly XD

 

Yes he does, Dizzy is funny as hell.

"Don't worry, I got your back like a butt crack"

*Warning profanity*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTAVTkQx72w

 

"I always wanted me a little horsey, but it's a flying one. It ain't cool. But let's just get the **** out of here."

- Cole

 

"High pitched screeching, waving arms, slightly different tone of high pitched screeching" *tickers appear, grubs get back up*

-Kantus

 

Funniest quote ever right there.

 

Yeah really, more so when his head blows up right afterwards.

 

I find Kanti (plural...?) to be sons of *****es when it comes to getting headshots.

Or just hitting them in general. One bullet touches them, they roll away faster than you can even blink.

 

It is the easiest to hit them in the head when they are screaming. What where you saying kantus? *head asplodes* Thought so.