Funny quotes for units in SC2

Predator: I am the predator, you are the prey. Whose hunting who here? Not even Schwartzenager can save you from me hahahaha.

 

Terrans!! To-nite!! We dine in CHAR!!

 

Medic:
Now open your mouth and say "aaaah" (than a loud scream of victim: "AAAAH")
Sory to tell you...You're gonna die.
Excuse me sir...isnt it your leaver?

SCV:
Your APM's not much impresive.
You need some practice...
Orrrrrrr...better go read a book.

Reaper:
Yo, I'm Jack...
Hello, Amanda. I want to play a game...
Game over (caboom)
GG no re.

Predator:
Why i cant cloack?

Cobra:
I'm fast and furious...

Marine:
Wheres Apone?
Cover me...
This zergling doesnt look too good.
[Blam!] Oh, now gets better...

 

your english make weeping tears of my eyes, it's sound makes bleeding of my ears also. yes?

 

^^^ lol all your base.... ^_^

Here are some general quotes they could use:

I heard you the first time!
Are you having a stroke or something?
Go ahead, keep clicking... *gun cocks*
Psst I don't think he knows what he's doing!
I said you're out of ****ing minerals, OK!
Alright you have a high APH, now stop it!

 

Zealot: " I'll kill you faster than Chris Benoit can smother a child."

 

SCV: on the first day of Christmas blizzard gave to me... a brand new SCV!!
Carriers: Does my interceptors look new to you?
Warp Ray: I used to be Shiny.. but i am dull and bored
Ghost: Fool me once shame on me...fool me twice *Chick Ching* shame ghost

 

Stalker "are you stalking to me?!"
Reaver "blip blop"
Stalker "in a blink of an eye"
Siege Tank" i cant find the siege button"
Nomad "nobody loves me..."
Firebat(with sunglasses) "I`LL BE BACK...
Reaper "those marines are always waving their big guns in our faces... i hate these pistols."
Thor "I am compensating for something REALLY SMALL!!!

 

Viking: *Hums iron Man by Metallica* - Reason: He's in a giant suit... of iron.

Thor: All your base are belong to us. - Well... Thors are anti base.

Reaper: I'm in your base!
Reaper: Killing your dudes! - The whole point of the Reaper. Base harassment.

 

Nobody is perfect

 

I'm more surprised that his ears were bleeding when he was only reading text. Note there is a difference between Speaking English and Typing English. So I think you typed fine if English is a second language,which, you have learned enough of to type. I know for a fact that after one year of the language I'm taking I couldn't type anything on a forum with it. Not saying that you've only taken one year English or know somthing to that likes only saying ignore Hadean.

Now for qoutes

Reaper: NO! I did not replace the Firebat.
Ghost: They cancelled our game......
Marine: This is not a Starship Trooper remake.
Thor: I handle just like a Goliath on crack.
Cobra: I have a friend named Joe.

 

EPIC.

Atleast if you and I are thinking the same thing. If not, woe is me.

 

Yes Willy that was aimed at GI Joe is your thinking that.

Reaper: Make no mistake I'm here for you!
Marine: This is not GI Joe in Space.
Mothership: We come in peace.
Ghost: I see dead people.

 

Dark Templar: Once there was a puppy. And than it died.
Marine: I challange you to the field of honor!
Marine: I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold and bitter.
Reaper: Stalking is the highest form of flattery

 

mothership: arbitor? you mean my son?

 

Ground up and in the fridge?

 

Well, here I go at trying to be funny.

Marine: I love my rifle. I pet him and rub him every night. *Homo-sexual voice*
Reaper: Hey, buddy, if you get my aggression inhebitor out, I'll give you a nice big slice of OWNED YOU!
SCV:    WHY IN GOD'S NAME DID YOU LET THAT LURKER IN HERE?!?!
Nomad: Oh no! It's over! I got the blue screen!
Dropship: If at any time you need to take a dump, stick your ass out the window.
Ghost: Falling nukes, falling Marines. What will they think of next? Falling Heffalumps?

 

SCV: Im safe. No more reaver drops.
Stalker: I'll be back in a blink
Ghost:you call down the thunder. and ill bring the rain.
Reaper: im out of gas. take the beer and pour it in.
Nomad: im going to go listen to some linkin park
Mother ship: could they gimp me any more
archon: Power underwhelming
Thor: out of the way im bringin the big guns

 

Thor:
Damn...something sticked to my foot.

Battlecruiser:
Cortana? Are u there?

Dropship:
Spunkmayer, god damn!!!
Did u call a taxi?
No, i cant drop the bombs.

Mothership:
We...are...Borg... OK, JUST KIDDIN'

Siege tank:
Dont think u will force me to say something funny by clicking...
[silence]
[silence]
[silence]
Alright, u won, now stop it, ok?

 

mothership: All you're base are belong to us!