Funny Microsoft Error Messages

This reminds me of an old Hungarian program called win3000. Unfortunately, I can't post pics right now because I don't have it installed, but I'll quote some things from it for your leisure

"Error. Press F13 to continue."
"Windows is testing the user's nerves........ Nervous"
"I've overwritten porn.vid. Is that a problem?"

That's all what I can remember, will try to find it now

 

I' ve got one like: The windows is now formatting c://
OK Continue

 

The difference between windows 95 and windows 98 is that, as the names suggest, the latter makes 3 more errors per second

 

what about win 2000 then?

 

it was a major step in windows development

 

Yep, that produces the most of the errors per second

 

but that was still just errors, then they made VISTA
as in Viruses, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, Adware

 

Woah that it is good that I only use a Vista skin not the op system itself..
And what does XP mean then??

 

still trying to figure it out
probably Xtreme Phailure, but not sure

 

Yea I thought of something like this,

[img width=351 height=162]http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/7007/070503wsuskb927891failuoo4.jpg[/img]

But after this it has something to do with "permission" I think

 

and 'X' is from that red icon to the left?

 

Oh yeah the problem is solved! That X means denied or something, but how does it sound: Windows DP??
So they just made the X Sign equal to denied
edit: or the X on the upper right. It is in every windows.. The true sign of crash!

 

Hehe, didn't find the program I was looking for, but I found this:
http://www.bestofpps.com/view.php?id=434&nume=/funny/custom-errors.swf

It is only a few errors, but they are good

 

ahahahahh User error replace user XD OMG These are nice. I don1t have any more right now, but Every new day makes new errors.. life is nice

 

[img width=362 height=126]http://www-stu.cai.cam.ac.uk/~cjr43/errors/ie_closewin.png[/img]

[img width=297 height=119]http://www-stu.cai.cam.ac.uk/~cjr43/errors/ie_rightclk.png[/img]

First one made me lol

 

[img width=669 height=139]http://mihai.ibanescu.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/yahoo1.png[/img]
[img width=203 height=126]http://www.yucentrik.ca/en/yu_blog/uploaded_images/error_message-767267.jpg[/img]

Just surfed the net a bit..

 

no error is a serious error for windows ;D

 

Yep, I had this at photoshop just now: "The file you want to open is no longer availiable. Open file?"
Too bad I forgot to save the message

 

dammit, Corel doesn't give any funny messages and it crashes rather often -.-

 

lol that's crazy over 100% lol.