Funniest Orange Box review ever

I wonna kick this guy's ass, cuz i found his criticism on Orange Box uncontrustive, he just flamed - all what he said is his own opinion about game, spiecied with fast talking. Can't stand such overbrained cinics...

 

A critic giving his OPINION?  Alert the media!!!

Actually his review was fairly positive.  He usually calls everything a steaming load of crap

 

THE HALO REVIEW WAS AWESOME
and the bioshock
me wanna try bioshock

 

The guy that does the Zero Punctuation reviews often implies that, while it is in his nature to bash stuff, he is also being specifically told to do it by The Escapist (great magazine, by the way), which is bankrolling this whole thing. Watch how, before he burns something he claims to like, a little person with The Escapist's logo for a head pops in on the side of the screen. It happens in this review for TF2 and Portal, although he basically openly defies the little Escapist Head when he talks about Portal.

English is my first (and largely only) language, and I usually have to re-watch his reviews to catch some of the things that zip by too fast. It's always worth it though... I actually watch for his reviews every week.

Oh, and about the speed: it is actually a major "feature" of his style. I am pretty sure it is why it is called "Zero Punctuation." He talks as if he uses no commas, periods, or anything, as if he does the whole thing one one breath. It certainly does make it interesting.