Drunk ftw

You're too young.

 

I know :>...or do i? :O

 

You better.

 

rofl

 

*Swears loudly and spins around the car in a 180 degree turn and goes off a flaming ramp backwards, leaning out the window with a revolver shooting at the police cars*

 

>.>


<.<

 

*Grunts and brushes some broken glass off his shoulder as he crawls out from his flipped car, going to sprint off as he realizes the cops chased him off the ramp and onto the barge, reloading his pistol as he runs below deck*

 

*appears and offers willy an assault riffle of his choice*

 

Riffle? Sounds like a small cupcake, pass us one will you?

 

It's a type of gun vasz.

 

Waffle.

Riffle.

Hurr.

 

Don't want one?

 

rif⋅fle
   /ˈrɪfəl/ [rif-uhl]
verb, -fled, -fling, noun
–verb (used with object), verb (used without object)
1. to turn hastily; flutter and shift: to riffle a stack of letters; to riffle through a book.
2. Cards. to shuffle by dividing the deck in two, raising the corners slightly, and allowing them to fall alternately together.
3. to cause or become a riffle.
–noun
4. a rapid, as in a stream.
5. a ripple, as upon the surface of water.
6. Mining. the lining of transverse bars or slats on the bed of a sluice, arranged so as to catch heavy minerals, as gold or platinum.
7. a hopper for distributing bulk material.
8. the act or method of riffling cards.

 

Ok, so I spelled it wrong. It should be rifle.

You all knew that, now go jump off a ****ing cliff.

 

I was so close! >.<

 

Assault riffle, that could be interesting...

 

*Locks and loads*

Lets go through some papers.

Mother ****ers.

 

How is a ****ing cliff different from a normal cliff? Does it **** as you fall?

 

gross D:

 

...Stone rape.