counter strike

why dont they have shields in source =(
what's the ump?

 

ump is the shittiest gun ever
it's the smg thats more expensive than the mp5 but less expensive than the p90, and has that retarded-looking clip that juts out at a 30 degree angle from the gun
when you shoot it it sounds like a semi-wet bubble fart and has the rate of fire of a frigging musket

 

you're joking right?
Sheilds were the complete worst thign you could get, and the ump was the shitty 25 round sub machine gun.

 

hahahaha the best description of the ump ever

 

and it always come at the most inopportune moments too....you spawn with a glock and like 800, you buy armor, and you hang back from short a on dust 2 while others rush because all you have is a glock. everyone dies and there are guns all over the place, so you run around the corner to pick up the nearest weapon and you see a CT right at the bottom of the steps and you pick up a gun and you're already holding the mouse down to waste this motherf**ker and what comes up but a................... U-M-f**kING-P

 

is there nethin special abt dat gun? i cant c 1 so far lol
I LOVE SHIELDS (b4 source came out) how dare u think it's a waste xD luuurrrvvv

dont you love camping on top of the ledge above the door past the garage wif a knife in cs_office as t? it always works at least once every round cuz dey're too busy tryin 2 jump on da boxes lol

 

no because camping is teh uber ghey......

 

haha especially when its an EMPTY ump... that is the ultimate pain in the ass

 

camping is uber cool for enemies cause they die

 

i bet you're the type of guy who camps bridge as ct with ump in assault when you're the last one alive

 

or in aztec under the bridge in the very corner

or in dust2 in b tunnels in those 2 dark corners, or the ramp in long a

or in office in front of the collapable mouse tunnel by the hostages

or in inferno at the ramp by ct spawn

or in dust at t spawn behind the boxes

lol

 

facing towards cts coming from garage? lolol love doing that
early smoke at the wall so enemy cant see you continuously shooting head level there with ak
ultra pwnage

i hate assault....why do ppl play that map =/

 

its so much fun to play if you play a little and get to know the ins and outs of the level

if you join and just start running around in places where EVERYONE knows people hide, you'll get killed in no time and will obviously hate it

(ie getting killed as T while you are buying cuz someone shoots the awp of m249 right at the top of the ladder on the containers near the corner, or being dumb enough to try to go vents as CT when i am covering them)

 

IT'S A LEGITIMATE STRATEGY.

 

lol I know but it's not sensible...it's like throwing rocks at a lion's head and hoping he doesn't notice you...you can see CTs feet in the vent after they drop down

 

<start strat>

BOOM! HEADSHOT!!!!11!1

</strat>

 

I CAN DANCE ALL DAY

 

haha my spray in counterstrike is my avatar. some say its cute, some say its awesome, some say its gay . lol ^_^

 

ive never encountered the word "cute" in the world of online cs....

 

My hearts beating my hearts beating
my hands are shaking
but im still shooting
its like BOOM HEADSHOT, BOOM HEADSHOT, BOOOOM HEADSHOT!