Countdown from 50.000

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Sep 3, 2010.

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Anything?

  1. Totally!

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  2. Of course not!

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  3. dude, this poll is like, crazy!

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Countdown from 50.000

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Sep 3, 2010.

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    *looks out as fast as possible*
     
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    de-counting
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    49354 We fully completed 10. 50 was my idea. You gotta problem with that? *draws newbcleaver*
     
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    thats right i do nigga *draws driecleaver*
     
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    49352 Erm, I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to the person who did not have a specialized weapon made to destroy me. If it was you, I would have drawn the seniorslicer.
     
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    rawr. im moar like junior lol
    and r u sure u didnt mean EMR??? OO u just saw what i did there
     
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    What constituted a senior again? >.>
     
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    49349 The seniorslicer, a one-handed blood-iron tanto (base damage 20-30, +40 vs evil, darkness or dimensionally broken creatures), gets a damage bonus of 50% on anyone who has been a member for more than a year. For every extra year they have been member it does 10% bonus damage.
    The newbcleaver, a two-handed iron zanbanto (base damage 40-80), gets a damage bonus of 30% on anyone who has been member for less than a year, with an additional 10% bonus for having less than 100 posts, an additional 10% bonus for frequent spelling errors, an additional 10% for non-sensical annoying posts in space junk, an additional 10% for complaining how bad the original starcraft was all the time, an additional 10% if they mention the hotness of infested kerrigan more than 5 times, an additional 10% for not understanding the simplest of story development and a final additional 10% for insulting peoples intelligence.
    The modpoker, a two-handed wooden spear (base damage 20-40, +60 lethal damage vs vampires), does nonlethal damage and gets a 0.5% damage bonus for every member with less than 100 posts banned, a 5% damage bonus for every member with more than 100 posts banned, a 0.2% damage bonus for every mass-post deletion and 10% of the total damage in collateral damage to the shop.

    The vampire bonus damage is used surprisingly often.
     
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    Have I mentioned that Infested Kerrigan is exceedingly hawt?
     
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    49348 The seniorslicer is still my preferred weapon against you, due to it being light and having a high attack speed. Newbcleavers really are only handy if they can one-shot someone, or if you have the cleave feat, which I don't.
     
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    rawr i see my poison has made its move ;)
     
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    49344 Remember back when Ace was all about the megaman?
     
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    49343 Yes, to the point where he'd introduce himself as megaman to forum newcomers.
     
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    49342 Now he's some chick.


    Boy, that sentence sounds wrong.
     
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    Yuummmy >=d