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Hehehehehehe

 

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Wuarhahrarhar!

 

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Hm hm hmmmm!

 

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"Uhh...oops. Eheh, heheheh."

 

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im gonna quote some statements from uncyclo now
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Girls are cute, right? Cats are cute, right? When you combine the cuteness of both into one, you get a creature that is so obnoxiously cute that its cuteness is unrivaled by anything in the universe!

 

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It is commonly misunderstood that since it's impossible for there to be any real male cat girls, and fake male cat girls not being able to effectively impregnate females, they cannot reproduce. However, the cat girl population, just like the unlimited amount of monsters encountered through random battles, is able to maintain itself. Why? Because there ARE cat boys, although they are very few in number. Through scientific research, divine communication, and random speculation, scientists have discovered that the ratio of males to females in the cat girl population is inversely proportional to the ratio of male to female players in Runescape; that is, 1 male cat girl per 100. Even rarer of a treasure is footage of a consenting cat boy and cat girl copulating. Good luck finding this hentai delicacy though, as the legend says there is only one picture in existence. Because of the scarcity of true cat boys in the cat girl population, they are usually very protective of their males, often setting up side by side with the cat guys, adamantium fortresses complete with photon cannons, at least 5 squads of Protoss carrier ships, every single epic-level trap, a laser forcefield, 12 colossal red dragons, and a ninja midget ("Minja" for short) dressed up as Santa Claus. On top of this, the cat boys themselves compensate for their low numbers with incalculable combat and sexual strength, each males power equaling that of 100 cat girls, and each being able to impregnate just as many without taking a break. All authentic cat boys are level 420 Krav Maga brawlers and many already are, among other things, epic level mages, sith lords, serial killers, drug lords, and probably has a crew of about 20 females with him. Good ****in luck if you want to try your hand at infiltrating the base!

 

You can't count twice in a row Jiff, edit 'em together.

 

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At whom are you aiming at ?

 

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i think i resolved it

 

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Oops wrong button.

 

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lol

 

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Dude you are off.

 

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9084 This early definition of child pornography was revised by attorney-legislators working for U. S. President Pat Robertson (1981 - 1988). They defined it as "any lewd and/or lascivious exhibition, whatever lewd and/or lascivious and/or exhibition might mean, by any underage person, or by any person appearing to be underage at the time such image is created, of the genitals, anus, breasts of a female, whether clothed or unclothed, according to contemporary community standards, whatever those are, Amen." By a unanimous 5 - 4 decision of the U. S. Supreme court in 1985, this was declared to mean "any picture that you don't like that has a child in it."

 

9083 This is based on three known scientific facts: (1) That everyone who has reached his or her 18th birthday is fully capable of making responsible decisions about his or her own life, and will never make a bad decision, while everyone who is 18 or younger is a stupid nincompoop incapable of rational thought; (2) That a person who is discriminated against based on age is not a victim in any way, but a person whose wishes are respected regardless of age (unless by someone who is also discriminated against based on age) is automatically a victim; and (3) That sex is a very bad thing and that no civilized person of any age does or talks about. (Though there are exceptions for adult males.)

 

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9081“You don't love Amsterdam... Amsterdam loves you.”


~ Someone from Amsterdam on Amsterdam
“Amsterdam is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”


~ Benjamin Franklin on Amsterdam
“I don't know what he was smoking when he said that, but it must have come from Amsterdam.”


~ Oscar Wilde on Benjamin Franklin
“I must conclude that this has to be some kind of city”


~ Captain Obvious on Amsterdam
“I am having an Amsterdamn good time with you!”


~ Goldmember on Dr. Evil
“I once went to the prostitutes and I felt glad after that”


~ Paul Shovelier on Prostitutes
“I smoke crack!”


~ Jack
“Has anyone got a light?I zink this joint is not rolled properly ”


~ The bishop of Amsterdam at a church service for the Amsterdam police

 

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