Choices of doom.

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Aurora, Sep 29, 2008.

Choices of doom.

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Aurora, Sep 29, 2008.

  1. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    no es facile, though i dont know what that means


    being thrown in slow acting acid

    or

    having my squad of leet mexican futanari deal with you
     
  2. Aurora

    Aurora The Defiant

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    Do we get tacos with that? Then I choose the Mexicans.

    Get assimilated by the Borg

    or

    get recruited by some crazy cult that thinks the world will end if you don't eat a part of yourself every day?
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    borg assimiliaton

    WE ARE THE BORG! LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIPS! YOUR TECHNOLOGICAL AND BIOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS SHALL BE ADDED TO OUR OWN! YOUR CULTURE SHALL ADEPT TO SERVE US! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!


    YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS, CHOOSE ONE AND COMPLY

    #1: BE SHOT BY ALL HUMANS DESEGNATED AMERICAN SOLDIER, IN THE LOWER PART OF THE BODY
    #2: BE TORN APART BY RABID AND SEXUALLY STIMULATED EARTH CREATURES DESIGNATED DOGS